May 01, 2007 23:31
Hi! *coughs* Um. Hi. You've reached Warren P. Cheswick, I'm not here right now, but if you'd leave me a message I'll get back to you after the beep
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after the beep, yeah, smooth, Cheswick, real smooth . . . oh crap, it's still on! Um, beeeeeep! beeeeeeeeeep! How the hell do I--
*Beep*
voicemail
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"Hi, you. It's your favorite Rikku ever. Listen. I don't know what you have planned for tonight but I'm sure it's gonna be amazing, and I love you so, so, so much. Like you didn't know that, right? Okay. Please take care and do you think it's okay if I stay over? I can't wait to see what you have planned, I know it's gonna be incredible. Bye!"
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"Hey. It's me. I'm bored and restless. Meet me back in the room after workshops and I'll give you the snogging of a lifetime. If you keep your mouth shut I might even give you something special."
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"Um, I don't think I get it. I love Dick. I'm sure you're awesome too but I'm totally into guys. Like I said, I love Dick."
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"Although I'm not entirely sure why you're asking me out tonight, I wouldn't mind playing pool with you so long as it's in a group. You'll have to be the one to bring the cheesecake, however, I'm not that good a cook. Certainly nothing that would qualify me of having the 'best cheesecake ever'."
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"WARREN'S A LEZ-BEE-ANNE! NO CHAD! NO CHAD! HAH! HAH! HAH!
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