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3 more days of work left!!!
- i did not die! haha despite probable popular livejournal belief. i've just been busy, lazy, sick on my deathbed, etc... but! alas, i have returned with a brief update of my oh-so-not-so-interesting life.
hm, i slave away at the lovely Cracker Barrel all day... almsot everyday. Every once in a while, some bastard will come along and think it's okay not to tip me. - this makes me angry. It is these people who make me real angry and bitter while i'm working, yet i grace every table with my beautiful smile and pleasant voice. ah haha.
i bought shoes today!! 2 new pairs, infact - very exciting. i have a bit of a shoe fetish - what girl doesn't though, really. hahahaha... i also must talk of my other shopping venture.
alaina and i were in the mall and we went into spencers and i purchased a vibrator (shh, don't tell) and there is this REALLY LOUD german lady working there, and i'm trying to be all casual and whatever about buying this thing and the woman holds it up in the air and waves it around and is all YOU GOING TO BUY BATTERIES TOO? YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T WORK WITHOUT THE BATTERIES!! and i'm all quitely "no.. i'll get them somewhere else" and she's all "BUT IT NEEDS BATTERIES TO WOOOORK!" and i'm "I"LL THEM AT WAL-MART" hahaha. and then i buy it and leave... AND THE STUPID THING DOESN'T EVEN WORK! what am i supposed to say "Hi, Loud German Lady Who Harassed Me About Batteries... even with the stupid batteries your VIBRATOR DOESN'T WORK SO TAKE IT BACK!"
hahaha... oh my. i thought others might enjoy hearing about my hardships that i have faced in the world of personal massager-buying. haha - sorry for those of you who that was TMI for.
uh.. i don't know that i have anything else to update about. lost some weight, not enough to brag about... getting tannish due to fake bake beds that give me triple the UVA exposure that in an hour outside... in 20 minutes! YES! .. maybe pictures in a little while if i'm not feeling lazy.
goodnight.
- i did not die! haha despite probable popular livejournal belief. i've just been busy, lazy, sick on my deathbed, etc... but! alas, i have returned with a brief update of my oh-so-not-so-interesting life.
hm, i slave away at the lovely Cracker Barrel all day... almsot everyday. Every once in a while, some bastard will come along and think it's okay not to tip me. - this makes me angry. It is these people who make me real angry and bitter while i'm working, yet i grace every table with my beautiful smile and pleasant voice. ah haha.
i bought shoes today!! 2 new pairs, infact - very exciting. i have a bit of a shoe fetish - what girl doesn't though, really. hahahaha... i also must talk of my other shopping venture.
alaina and i were in the mall and we went into spencers and i purchased a vibrator (shh, don't tell) and there is this REALLY LOUD german lady working there, and i'm trying to be all casual and whatever about buying this thing and the woman holds it up in the air and waves it around and is all YOU GOING TO BUY BATTERIES TOO? YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T WORK WITHOUT THE BATTERIES!! and i'm all quitely "no.. i'll get them somewhere else" and she's all "BUT IT NEEDS BATTERIES TO WOOOORK!" and i'm "I"LL THEM AT WAL-MART" hahaha. and then i buy it and leave... AND THE STUPID THING DOESN'T EVEN WORK! what am i supposed to say "Hi, Loud German Lady Who Harassed Me About Batteries... even with the stupid batteries your VIBRATOR DOESN'T WORK SO TAKE IT BACK!"
hahaha... oh my. i thought others might enjoy hearing about my hardships that i have faced in the world of personal massager-buying. haha - sorry for those of you who that was TMI for.
uh.. i don't know that i have anything else to update about. lost some weight, not enough to brag about... getting tannish due to fake bake beds that give me triple the UVA exposure that in an hour outside... in 20 minutes! YES! .. maybe pictures in a little while if i'm not feeling lazy.
goodnight.