wtf
something i've noticed...
all the hot girls like rednecks. the more inbred the better. i don't get it. if any of you can explain this bizarre phenomenon to me please do. for some reason a nice guy like me is ignored but the stupid ass redneck with the truck thats bigger than the trailor he lives in can get any girl he wants. what the fuck?!? so should i start wearing overalls, start hunting, start wearing cowboy boots and hats and chew tobacco to get girls? or should i just hit myself in the head until my IQ drops below 50? these stupid fuckers aren't rocket scientists. and they're all jackasses that hit girls... yet they still somehow have the hottest girls. yeah this makes me very angry.
can you explain this to me? please?
school finally ended today! thank god, the worst school year of my life was finally over. moving sucks ass.... duh. anyways i'm just glad its over. the AP US history exam was better than last year. no offense to Mr. Tarter, but i didn't learn shit in his class. but this year i think i learned a lot. i'm so happy the year is over. it was definately the longest of my life. and without a good girlfriend. you country girls fucking suck. i miss everyone in florida a lot. i'll be down there late june so make sure you're there!
i'll take this time to say hi to Melissa (aka my future wife), Christie and all those other Florida people i really should call sometime.
my little brother, Max, had his graduation ceremony from the 8th grade tonite. whoopity-fuckin-do. it sucked and it was boring and my ass started hurting from sitting on those damned gym bleachers.
to lighten the mood i'll tell a joke now that i told 3 times today to the same people (10 girls and 1 guy in my class)... but i told it wrong the first time. here it is:
A plane is about to crash. A young woman in the back is screaming and screaming "I have to become a woman before I die! I have to become a woman before I die!!!" (that means she wants sex now). that got really annoying so a really buff guy walks back to her, rips off his shirt, hangs it to her and says "here, wash this!"
the first time i told that i said she said "I can't die a virgin!" so when i got to the part with "wash this" it didn't make any sense at all and everyone just looked at me really funny. i was like "hahaha don't you get it?!?" they're like "you're a retard. that makes no sense." "ooooooooh!!! whoops sorry i told it wrong!" anyways it was really funny. i'm still not quite sure why i told it again later but i remember i didn't want to but they coerced me to say it again. hahaha oh well.
nite. i'm tired
-cameron
all the hot girls like rednecks. the more inbred the better. i don't get it. if any of you can explain this bizarre phenomenon to me please do. for some reason a nice guy like me is ignored but the stupid ass redneck with the truck thats bigger than the trailor he lives in can get any girl he wants. what the fuck?!? so should i start wearing overalls, start hunting, start wearing cowboy boots and hats and chew tobacco to get girls? or should i just hit myself in the head until my IQ drops below 50? these stupid fuckers aren't rocket scientists. and they're all jackasses that hit girls... yet they still somehow have the hottest girls. yeah this makes me very angry.
can you explain this to me? please?
school finally ended today! thank god, the worst school year of my life was finally over. moving sucks ass.... duh. anyways i'm just glad its over. the AP US history exam was better than last year. no offense to Mr. Tarter, but i didn't learn shit in his class. but this year i think i learned a lot. i'm so happy the year is over. it was definately the longest of my life. and without a good girlfriend. you country girls fucking suck. i miss everyone in florida a lot. i'll be down there late june so make sure you're there!
i'll take this time to say hi to Melissa (aka my future wife), Christie and all those other Florida people i really should call sometime.
my little brother, Max, had his graduation ceremony from the 8th grade tonite. whoopity-fuckin-do. it sucked and it was boring and my ass started hurting from sitting on those damned gym bleachers.
to lighten the mood i'll tell a joke now that i told 3 times today to the same people (10 girls and 1 guy in my class)... but i told it wrong the first time. here it is:
A plane is about to crash. A young woman in the back is screaming and screaming "I have to become a woman before I die! I have to become a woman before I die!!!" (that means she wants sex now). that got really annoying so a really buff guy walks back to her, rips off his shirt, hangs it to her and says "here, wash this!"
the first time i told that i said she said "I can't die a virgin!" so when i got to the part with "wash this" it didn't make any sense at all and everyone just looked at me really funny. i was like "hahaha don't you get it?!?" they're like "you're a retard. that makes no sense." "ooooooooh!!! whoops sorry i told it wrong!" anyways it was really funny. i'm still not quite sure why i told it again later but i remember i didn't want to but they coerced me to say it again. hahaha oh well.
nite. i'm tired
-cameron