Stolen from littlecrow... and mushiness at the end
A Special Song For Each One of My Friends...
Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ..
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells .
10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
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Well kiddies Christmas was good and my gift to the baggage handlers is I didn't receive many things. I am sure their backs are happy. Ok its a break through... After many years of Christmas depression I did remember the joy of this time of year. I have spent time with my closest friends and have truley enjoyed this holiday season. I even went Christmas light viewing twice. Granted one time was with someone I just wanted to spend time with cause he is such a cutie... hehe. This year has has held some huge changes for me... some of which I am saddened by... others I am thankful for... and a few that fall into both column A and B. For what it is worth, I have taken on a whole new perspective, the glass is really half full. Not half empty with a hole in it. hehe.
Thank you all for reminding the ultimate "bah humbug" sayer to remember what it feels like to be loved.
Love,
~N
Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ..
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells .
10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
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Well kiddies Christmas was good and my gift to the baggage handlers is I didn't receive many things. I am sure their backs are happy. Ok its a break through... After many years of Christmas depression I did remember the joy of this time of year. I have spent time with my closest friends and have truley enjoyed this holiday season. I even went Christmas light viewing twice. Granted one time was with someone I just wanted to spend time with cause he is such a cutie... hehe. This year has has held some huge changes for me... some of which I am saddened by... others I am thankful for... and a few that fall into both column A and B. For what it is worth, I have taken on a whole new perspective, the glass is really half full. Not half empty with a hole in it. hehe.
Thank you all for reminding the ultimate "bah humbug" sayer to remember what it feels like to be loved.
Love,
~N