a journal by brette and mallory
Brette: This weekend was fun mal. did you make out with anyone?
mallory: of course not silly, i am a good girl.
brette: i think youre lying mal.
mallory: no i didnt brette. you need to stop lyin about things. i am getting sick of it.
brette: ok stupid ass bitch fucker. i like to pick my nose. i kind of want to right now.
mallory: ohh, thats nice brette. youre not sick or anything. how was the pub thursday?
brette:it was a very good time. i always enjoy random people kissing my neck and sticking their hands down my pants. i also like to get free pitchers of beer.
mallory: yeah i like when that happens. can you keep up baby boyyyy?
brette: lose my breath, make me lose my breattthh haaaa haaaa
mallory: aol music first listen. do you realize no one understands what we are talking about right now.
brette: yeah i know spanky. spank my bare asss.
mallory:yowdy
brette: yowdy yowdy yowdy