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When my dad was in high school he learned how to hypnotize people. In one class he hypnotized his friend to sing "What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?" by Frank Zappa and the Mothers when the bell rang. It's a fifties style do-wop song that goes like this...
Whats the ugliest part of your body?
(Whats the ugliest part of your body?)
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
I think its your mind
(I think its your mind)
So the teacher was getting all pissed off and the guy kept saying that he didnt know why he couldnt stop singing it. But when my dad tried to snap him out of it it didnt work. So he actually had to hypnotize him again to get him to stop singing it. My dad has never hypnotized anyone again.
Yesterday I put a cape on Bonnie made out of a napkin and she wore it around all night.
Whats the ugliest part of your body?
(Whats the ugliest part of your body?)
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
I think its your mind
(I think its your mind)
So the teacher was getting all pissed off and the guy kept saying that he didnt know why he couldnt stop singing it. But when my dad tried to snap him out of it it didnt work. So he actually had to hypnotize him again to get him to stop singing it. My dad has never hypnotized anyone again.
Yesterday I put a cape on Bonnie made out of a napkin and she wore it around all night.