Feesh Head! "I'd break the back of love for you"

[stryoftheyr66]

So whats up? HMMMM? Damn I'm a nigroshish jones berry!

So anyways I was goin out to my mail box and this guys like hey and im just like alright and he got sad and walked away.

Kevin M's the biggest weirdo haha leavin me weirdo voice mails sayin "heyy its keanu reeves" or how ever the fuck you spell it. Hes like "hey its keanu go watch the matrix, im gonna let you talk to neo now." "Hey its neo lets play some football, ill show you some tackles or somethin." "Heres keanu again." " Hey its keanu..... umm.... alright bye."

HHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT........ THE........ FUCK ........ IS..... UP?
WALLEEDD LAKEE THROW IT UPPP!!!

Will I ever get to where I'm going?
And when I do will I know when I'm their?
And if the wind blew me in the right direction
Would I even care???
I WOULDDDD

So nick lidstrom is captain, we dont have shanny, we dont have legace, we passed up ed belfour and braught back hasek. Uhmm who the fuck is making these decisions? Don King or something??? Next are we gonna put Mike Tyson in goal?? Somethin like that
PERVERT DATSYUKKKK!!!

Fuck crosby i hope bill cosby fucks him in the asshole!!!

Bite the hand that feeds
Tap the vein that bleeds
Down on my bended knees
I'd break the back of love for YOU

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE THE BEGINNING THIS FRIDAY!!! I WANA SEE EVERYONE THERE! I'VE HAD A LOVE FOR THESE MOVIES SINCE I WAS LIKE 3 OR 4.
I DECIDED IF I GET CANCER OR I KNOW IM GONNA DIE IM JUST GONNA GET A CHAINSAW AND FUCK SOME PEOPLE UP. SO IF YOU FIND OUT IM DYING PLEASE HIDE!!! RAHHH

wack off

Perry Winkle should be the president of the U.S. and Judice Hackmeed should be vice president. I really think its agaisnt the law to fuck in the butt, but hey the butt is cute.
There is a juice box on the side of my house that I'm thinking about writting a letter in cursive on then digging up my great great grandpas grave and leaving it in there for shits and giggy's.

That flannel is what I'm talkin about boy.
Gimme that douce and a QUATAAAA

You see right now is a very important moment in our history, right now is a critical moment in time.
Really????
YEP!

Well fuck all and a good fuck sex. Sex before marriage is ok! You're gonna get fucked no matter what so why care when? Enjoy the pleasure of sex because you might not even make it long enough in life to become married. Plus you'll last for like 2 seconds on your wedding night if you're a guy or spend the night complaining how the guys penis is killing your vagina if you're a girl... in most cases. So fuck, fuck and fuck!

"Drag"

You're always ahead of the game,
I drag behind,
You never get caught in the rain,
When I'm drenched to the bone every time,
You're the first one to swim across the Seine,
I lag behind,
You're always ahead of the game,
While I drag behind..

I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind,

You're always ahead of the pack,
I drag behind,
You possess every trait that I lack,
By coincidence or by design,
You're the monkey I got on my back,
That tells me to shine,
You're always ahead of the pack,
While I drag behind..

I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind,

You're always ahead of the rest,
When I'm always on time,
You got A's on your algebra test,
I failed and they kept me behind,
I just gotta get off my chest,
That I think you're divine,
You're always ahead of the rest,
While I drag behind..

I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind,
I drag behind.