and this is why he's awesome
*standing outside. i keep laughing and he's trying to kiss me*
him: stop giggling and kiss me already!
me: but I wanna giggle!
him:than giggle at this *starts unzipping his pants*
i started laughing so hard. only guy i know that would pull some of the shit he does, lol.
him: fine, i'm never getting sex.
he and dad ganged up on me during dinner. not cool.
and i learned that i no longer have to push my food on to dad's plate just for it to be leftovers. put food on a marine's plate and he'll eat it all. he was full and still got mad at me when i tried to take his food away, lol.
and he helped me figure out the directions for making a duct tape wallet (it looks like crap, but at least it's done)
"if you get a shelby GT I'll have sex with you"
"you're going to anyways"
*long pause*
"if you get a shelby GT I'll have sex with you SOONER"
that and him and dipshit texting on my phone and then his... "it is Dani"
him: stop giggling and kiss me already!
me: but I wanna giggle!
him:than giggle at this *starts unzipping his pants*
i started laughing so hard. only guy i know that would pull some of the shit he does, lol.
him: fine, i'm never getting sex.
he and dad ganged up on me during dinner. not cool.
and i learned that i no longer have to push my food on to dad's plate just for it to be leftovers. put food on a marine's plate and he'll eat it all. he was full and still got mad at me when i tried to take his food away, lol.
and he helped me figure out the directions for making a duct tape wallet (it looks like crap, but at least it's done)
"if you get a shelby GT I'll have sex with you"
"you're going to anyways"
*long pause*
"if you get a shelby GT I'll have sex with you SOONER"
that and him and dipshit texting on my phone and then his... "it is Dani"