Sep 24, 2005 15:40
10 reasons to date a nursing major...
10. White scrubs are see through.
9. We are clean.
8. We don't gag.
7. We know your body inside and out.
6. We know mouth to mouth.
5. 2 words....sponge bath.
4. We know how to penetrate things.
3. We have restraints and we're not afraid to use them.
2. We always have a rubber on hand.
1. We can go all night long...
So, we had practice today. and the show is done. I kinda feel better about it. but not really. but i do. im confsued about it. about everything. dont you love bad moods? with...uh...everything?! ok then.