Office fun
Forgot to mention possible humor in my long days at work....
So we were preparing this huuuge ass mailing...invites for a benefit...so it was me, this girl Rachel, a random volunteer girl, and this woman from another department, Dee. It becomes clear to the under-25 crowd (i.e. the 3 of us) that Dee is, well, a batty old woman. She's just a little off...kinda like my great-aunt Lee if you've ever met her (hey, they rhyme!). So we were talking about the arduous task of having to seal 5,000 envelopes and the resulting tongue paper cuts (although we don't lick them...just for the record). So Dee decides to add her two cents by saying, "You know where the worst cuts on your tongue are from?"
We wait in suspense.
"Binders. OOhhh God, those really hurt."
Silence. Images of old women licking binders comes to mind.
Rachel asks, "How did that happen?"
I don't remember the reply. But seriously, do you really need to know??
Today I drove all around town, searching for the random wings of Beaumont's minions. Seriously, there's a little part of Beaumont in every office building on every street in the county. Every random office building you see and wonder who's in them, it's Beaumont, I swear to God.
I then spent an hour printing and reprinting a list of stuff to be auctioned off. The biggest problem? The description of a 1950's Rolex watch-- is it shock "resisting" or "resistant"?
Work is fun.
So we were preparing this huuuge ass mailing...invites for a benefit...so it was me, this girl Rachel, a random volunteer girl, and this woman from another department, Dee. It becomes clear to the under-25 crowd (i.e. the 3 of us) that Dee is, well, a batty old woman. She's just a little off...kinda like my great-aunt Lee if you've ever met her (hey, they rhyme!). So we were talking about the arduous task of having to seal 5,000 envelopes and the resulting tongue paper cuts (although we don't lick them...just for the record). So Dee decides to add her two cents by saying, "You know where the worst cuts on your tongue are from?"
We wait in suspense.
"Binders. OOhhh God, those really hurt."
Silence. Images of old women licking binders comes to mind.
Rachel asks, "How did that happen?"
I don't remember the reply. But seriously, do you really need to know??
Today I drove all around town, searching for the random wings of Beaumont's minions. Seriously, there's a little part of Beaumont in every office building on every street in the county. Every random office building you see and wonder who's in them, it's Beaumont, I swear to God.
I then spent an hour printing and reprinting a list of stuff to be auctioned off. The biggest problem? The description of a 1950's Rolex watch-- is it shock "resisting" or "resistant"?
Work is fun.