The only reasonable explanation is that I was switched at birth.
Sometimes I think my brother is smart. Currently, I think he may actually be the most stupid person ever.
And he's going to come home, and argue irrationally with my mom for several hours because he knows no other way to argue, and she's going to cry and scream and I'm not going to get any sleep and I have to get up at six fucking thirty in the morning.
Fan fucking tastic.
A week is more than enough.
And he's going to come home, and argue irrationally with my mom for several hours because he knows no other way to argue, and she's going to cry and scream and I'm not going to get any sleep and I have to get up at six fucking thirty in the morning.
Fan fucking tastic.
A week is more than enough.