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the greatest sermon ever (from a reel rabbi):
there was a prince who thought he was a turkey and he crawled around on all four naked, eeting crumbs off the floor.(which aparently jake does from time to time)So the family brought in a doctor to live with them who thinks he can fix this problem. So the doctor comes in strips off his clothes and crawls on the floor with the prince. (some of u mite think this is goin somewhere) the doctor gradually does things like a human and soon enough, after half a yeer, the prince realizes he is not a turkey end cant crawl around on all fours butt naked.
In conclusion: you are not a turkey, you r a human!