lyzzadoodle's 19 tomorrow
Yesterday. I woke up sick. Ew.
Whoa. It just autosaved my draft. How rad is that shit.
Anyway. I finally have something to update about!
Friday was Claire's birthday. Yay, Claire. I went up to Lambert, to meet up with Claire, Andrea, and Susan. I played pool with Kayla for a little bit, and then they showed up, with Susan's sister. Apparently she knows me as the emo guitar player...but I'm not emo. I promise. We left and Alecia (did I spell that right, guyses?) wanted Dicks, so we went down there. She bought me a milkshake. =) After dropping her off at her house we went over to Andrea's. I played happy birthday on the guitar for Claire, and we watched some edited video that was taken in Andrea's car last year. Haha, it was pretty funny. Except for the me freaking out on camera part. I left the room for that. And, okay, is my voice really as low as it sounds on the video? We left again and went to Target and to Albertsons. We went to Castle and then to the club. Yay. Hehe, Claire and I raced down the stairs and ended up going too far, and had to backtrack up two flights. In the club I sat around for two hours until Tuesday got there, since I didn't have anyone to dance with...and then didn't dance that much because I was suuuuper tired. Claire and I played ten fingers, and I won by one. I also got to level 5 on Ms. Pacman and played a game of pool. Claire called me a gentleman for letting her wear my sweatshirt and offering it to her a few more times. =) There were two gay boys wearing thongs, and one had it like halfway up his back, I'll tell ya what. We went over to a gas station and got snacks.
OH MAN. Okay, so when we went upstaris there was this guy freaking groping a girl that I had seen downstairs. Like, he was glued to her, and I could tell she didn't like it, and she didn't even know the guy. At one point he kissed down her chest, grabbed her crotch and chest, and finally she walked away. He was making me SO mad. Man, if I was 8 inches taller, and hundred pounds heavier I would have showed him what's up. As it was, I just glared at him from above. Then, later, right before we left, I was dancing with Tuesday and this guy came up to us. I was behind her, and we were facing the same way, so he would have been dancing face-to-face with her. It took me a second to realize it was Gropy Groperson, so yeah, I got a little protective and put my hands up in front of Tuesday and shook my head at the guy. He didn't really get it. We all left a few moments later. Poor Andrea started throwing up. But at least she felt better afterward. I totally crashed in her guest room, too.
Saturday we slept in and then ate pizza for breakfast, and watched a show about a zoo that was hit by three hurricanes. Then turned to a show about aquariums. I've decided that I want an otter to walk on a leash, and a scarlet ibis to chill on my shoulder. I met up with Tuesday as usual, and since it was fantastic out we went and sat in the park across from SCCC. We watched a little boy (maybe 2 or 3) almost drown. Okay, so he didn't almost drown, but he totally could have and we couldn't see his parents anywhere. Finally his mom or someone showed up. The water was almost up to his waist. At one point he was running along a little ledge and ended up slipping off. Thankfully it was onto the sidewalk and not back into the water. When he tried getting back up on it, he couldn't, and was close to falling face first into the water. I was like, "Oh man, I don't feel like getting wet today," and Tuesday was like, "yeah, me either." Haha, I was also like, "my kids won't ever be like that. I'll be like, 'okay, you get your butt on this bench right now. I mean it. You can stand two feet in front of me and look at the water.'" Heh, then I was all, "yeah, I'll give them like ten middle names, and it'll be like, 'you better get your butt back here by your third middle name or you're trouble. I mean it.'"
Gosh. I haven't typed that much in a long time.
Hmm. Yeahokaybye.
Whoa. It just autosaved my draft. How rad is that shit.
Anyway. I finally have something to update about!
Friday was Claire's birthday. Yay, Claire. I went up to Lambert, to meet up with Claire, Andrea, and Susan. I played pool with Kayla for a little bit, and then they showed up, with Susan's sister. Apparently she knows me as the emo guitar player...but I'm not emo. I promise. We left and Alecia (did I spell that right, guyses?) wanted Dicks, so we went down there. She bought me a milkshake. =) After dropping her off at her house we went over to Andrea's. I played happy birthday on the guitar for Claire, and we watched some edited video that was taken in Andrea's car last year. Haha, it was pretty funny. Except for the me freaking out on camera part. I left the room for that. And, okay, is my voice really as low as it sounds on the video? We left again and went to Target and to Albertsons. We went to Castle and then to the club. Yay. Hehe, Claire and I raced down the stairs and ended up going too far, and had to backtrack up two flights. In the club I sat around for two hours until Tuesday got there, since I didn't have anyone to dance with...and then didn't dance that much because I was suuuuper tired. Claire and I played ten fingers, and I won by one. I also got to level 5 on Ms. Pacman and played a game of pool. Claire called me a gentleman for letting her wear my sweatshirt and offering it to her a few more times. =) There were two gay boys wearing thongs, and one had it like halfway up his back, I'll tell ya what. We went over to a gas station and got snacks.
OH MAN. Okay, so when we went upstaris there was this guy freaking groping a girl that I had seen downstairs. Like, he was glued to her, and I could tell she didn't like it, and she didn't even know the guy. At one point he kissed down her chest, grabbed her crotch and chest, and finally she walked away. He was making me SO mad. Man, if I was 8 inches taller, and hundred pounds heavier I would have showed him what's up. As it was, I just glared at him from above. Then, later, right before we left, I was dancing with Tuesday and this guy came up to us. I was behind her, and we were facing the same way, so he would have been dancing face-to-face with her. It took me a second to realize it was Gropy Groperson, so yeah, I got a little protective and put my hands up in front of Tuesday and shook my head at the guy. He didn't really get it. We all left a few moments later. Poor Andrea started throwing up. But at least she felt better afterward. I totally crashed in her guest room, too.
Saturday we slept in and then ate pizza for breakfast, and watched a show about a zoo that was hit by three hurricanes. Then turned to a show about aquariums. I've decided that I want an otter to walk on a leash, and a scarlet ibis to chill on my shoulder. I met up with Tuesday as usual, and since it was fantastic out we went and sat in the park across from SCCC. We watched a little boy (maybe 2 or 3) almost drown. Okay, so he didn't almost drown, but he totally could have and we couldn't see his parents anywhere. Finally his mom or someone showed up. The water was almost up to his waist. At one point he was running along a little ledge and ended up slipping off. Thankfully it was onto the sidewalk and not back into the water. When he tried getting back up on it, he couldn't, and was close to falling face first into the water. I was like, "Oh man, I don't feel like getting wet today," and Tuesday was like, "yeah, me either." Haha, I was also like, "my kids won't ever be like that. I'll be like, 'okay, you get your butt on this bench right now. I mean it. You can stand two feet in front of me and look at the water.'" Heh, then I was all, "yeah, I'll give them like ten middle names, and it'll be like, 'you better get your butt back here by your third middle name or you're trouble. I mean it.'"
Gosh. I haven't typed that much in a long time.
Hmm. Yeahokaybye.