CHRISTMAS WARNING!!
WARNING, EVERYONE! SANTA CLAWS IS COMING!!!
Nana needs to warn you ALL! Because so many people seemto know about Santa Claws but no one takes the stories seriously, even though Nana has SEEN HIM! She has!!
THIS IS SANTA:
He is a VERY DANGEROUS MAN!! Nana has heard all sorts of stories!!
He wears a red suit with white fluffy stuff on it, and a red hat, and he's really fat!! Really hard to miss if you see him anywhere in the street but NO. Santa claws has a big flying carpet in the sky that is lead by a Reindeer with glowing red eyes!!
He comes to peoples houses at night by climbing down through their chimney... he leaves boxes with coal in it around trees people put up to ward him off, and it cancels the ward out, and then he
GOES AND EATS ALL THE LITTLE KIDDIES IN THE HOUSE!! As well as all the milk and cookies.... THAT'S WHY HE'S SO FAT.
They say the only way to know whether Santa is 'coming to town' is if you hear jingle bells in the sky, or if you hear is evel "OH HO HO" laugh! So make sure anyone, when you hear that, that you run inside quick and block up the chimney and doors and stuff! 8O
Some evil mean parents even offer their kiddies to Santa as human sacrifices at places called Malls, so we must figure out how to save them somehow!!! Yes yes!
Only kiddies can tell how dangerous Santa really is! Grownups dont see him as scary so that's why Nana is warning you all! See,
So far, Nana has only figured out a few weaknesses... the Christmas Tree, vegetables, and a thing called a crusyfix, and she also thinks Santa might be afraid of doors... But Nana needs everyone here's help to stop Santa!!!
(ooc: MERRY CHRISTMAS strummed!!)
Nana needs to warn you ALL! Because so many people seemto know about Santa Claws but no one takes the stories seriously, even though Nana has SEEN HIM! She has!!
THIS IS SANTA:
He is a VERY DANGEROUS MAN!! Nana has heard all sorts of stories!!
He wears a red suit with white fluffy stuff on it, and a red hat, and he's really fat!! Really hard to miss if you see him anywhere in the street but NO. Santa claws has a big flying carpet in the sky that is lead by a Reindeer with glowing red eyes!!
He comes to peoples houses at night by climbing down through their chimney... he leaves boxes with coal in it around trees people put up to ward him off, and it cancels the ward out, and then he
GOES AND EATS ALL THE LITTLE KIDDIES IN THE HOUSE!! As well as all the milk and cookies.... THAT'S WHY HE'S SO FAT.
They say the only way to know whether Santa is 'coming to town' is if you hear jingle bells in the sky, or if you hear is evel "OH HO HO" laugh! So make sure anyone, when you hear that, that you run inside quick and block up the chimney and doors and stuff! 8O
Some evil mean parents even offer their kiddies to Santa as human sacrifices at places called Malls, so we must figure out how to save them somehow!!! Yes yes!
Only kiddies can tell how dangerous Santa really is! Grownups dont see him as scary so that's why Nana is warning you all! See,
So far, Nana has only figured out a few weaknesses... the Christmas Tree, vegetables, and a thing called a crusyfix, and she also thinks Santa might be afraid of doors... But Nana needs everyone here's help to stop Santa!!!
(ooc: MERRY CHRISTMAS strummed!!)