because life with hazel is never dull...
cookies...."hey, come over were making sugar cookies!"
ok.
upon arival we discover....YOU HAVE NO SUGAR! but when does the ingredients have anything to do with us baking. so....gingerbread crossdressers?no. space cookies(rainbow)?no....
oatmeal. i want oatmeal.
(you have no oatmeal)
i run home to get oatmeal, and we begin making OATMEAL COOKIES.
no brown sugar....this is brown and almost tastes like sugar. pour it in. no chopped nuts or cinnimon? get the meat smasher thing and break it up!good think your parents cant hear us...they may find out whats really in those delicious cookies....i cant even remember..oh wait...you attacked me with nutmeg, which is sooo not cinimon.but is now in my hair.
day too. movies. oh my god.....not only are we four terribly interesting characters, but we are surrounded by obnoxiouse disease ridden 12 year olds i want sent straight to the emo holocaust. but we scare them, and the movies good. pirates of the carrabian 3. yay. the ride home...my dad was nicer than i thought hed be. i guess my unconventiality has taught him some respect. good.
moral of the story?
you need not fear the dead. only the shrimp.
ok.
upon arival we discover....YOU HAVE NO SUGAR! but when does the ingredients have anything to do with us baking. so....gingerbread crossdressers?no. space cookies(rainbow)?no....
oatmeal. i want oatmeal.
(you have no oatmeal)
i run home to get oatmeal, and we begin making OATMEAL COOKIES.
no brown sugar....this is brown and almost tastes like sugar. pour it in. no chopped nuts or cinnimon? get the meat smasher thing and break it up!good think your parents cant hear us...they may find out whats really in those delicious cookies....i cant even remember..oh wait...you attacked me with nutmeg, which is sooo not cinimon.but is now in my hair.
day too. movies. oh my god.....not only are we four terribly interesting characters, but we are surrounded by obnoxiouse disease ridden 12 year olds i want sent straight to the emo holocaust. but we scare them, and the movies good. pirates of the carrabian 3. yay. the ride home...my dad was nicer than i thought hed be. i guess my unconventiality has taught him some respect. good.
moral of the story?
you need not fear the dead. only the shrimp.