I know you've all missed me terribly, but never to fear! I'm due back Stateside by Saturday. Which is tomorrow? Or something. Time flies and I do so love my Canadian conferences.
You know what else I love? BUREAUCRACY. Nothing like a cumbersome system of communication built on a mound of paperwork to start my day off on the right foot. Did I mention that I have a handy dandy stamp thing with my signature on it? Efficiency at its finest.
Jacob, if you need to contact me for any reason whatsoever, you have
my secretary's mobile number.