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cinderella is in the middle of a muddle.

Mar 30, 2008 19:05

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Asher/Prudence. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 06:44:46 UTC

I'll strangle her. While she sleeps. Or smother her with a pillow.

I'm in Germany, if you must know.

Asher/Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 07:06:27 UTC

Strangling seems as though it would have a more visceral satisfaction, but smothering would leave less of a mess. Let me know when you stop joking about.

How's the weather? Enjoying skipping classes?

Asher/Prudence. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 07:19:45 UTC

Bloody hell, you're twisted. So, never, then?

I think it's going to rain. As much as I am capable, yes.

Asher/Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 07:21:55 UTC

Only realistic. ---and I did use seems, you'll note. Entirely hypothetical. I just follow the story where it takes me. At least, that's what I told The New Yorker.

Perhaps you should put out your shirt.

What's the caper, then?

Asher/Prudence. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 07:25:57 UTC

Again with the innocent until proven guilty crap. Americans.

Oh, just a bit of R and R. Revenge and research, that sort of thing.

Asher/Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 07:27:15 UTC

Don't pretend you didn't ponder.

Sounds relaxing. Did you bring a gun? I've heard you're fan.

Asher/Prudence. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 07:29:24 UTC

Trying my uttermost.

Of course I brought guns a gun, it's Germany.

Asher/Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 07:31:47 UTC

Then I'm content.

Care to fill a secret-keeper in on the details.

Asher/Prudence. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 07:33:53 UTC

But it's never once about what I want.

I've to collect a few waylaid files of my father's. Some less than lovely people got their paws on them, thus. Proverbial curbstomping ensues.

Asher/Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 07:35:49 UTC

I'm sure Dick can help you with that, Ashford.

Proverbial, less-than-proverbial, I get the picture. Still in vague disbelief that you just used the term 'curbstomping,' however.

Asher/Prudence. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 07:39:32 UTC

After all the diseases he's surely accumulated over the years? No thanks. And hadn't you heard? He's in ~love~ now.

I'm assimilating into the culture. Then they'll never see me coming.

Asher/Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 07:47:44 UTC

With whom? Lady Liberty? Margaret Thatcher? The Queen Mother? George Eliot? Margery Fucking Allingham? The man seems as though he has unplumbed depths of emotion and/or sexual frustration, if I can be frank.

I'm sorry, my dear, but to hear that word coming from a woman of your size arouses immediate suspicion.

Asher/Prudence. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 07:53:05 UTC

I don't know, some girl half his age. I've known him since I was nine years old, there isn't much about him that's going to shock me.

(...) Of my size?

Asher/Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 07:56:03 UTC

Strikeouts and exes never go well together.

You're tiny. Hypothetical deadly combat skills notwithstanding, you look decidedly breakable.

Asher/Prudence. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 08:01:05 UTC

For all our history, I still have enough respect for Rick that I won't mock his conquests to anyone but him. Don't ask me how.

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a veritable mountain.

Asher/Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 08:05:53 UTC

I certainly can't understand that, but I can respect it, in my own way.

That's quite enough of that, Tiny.

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