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strucktwelve

cinderella is in the middle of a muddle.

Mar 30, 2008 19:05

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strucktwelve March 31 2008, 02:26:11 UTC

Meat tenderizer, huh? Noted.

maleficentia March 31 2008, 02:27:06 UTC

I don't suppose you have meat tenderizer with you.

strucktwelve March 31 2008, 02:32:02 UTC

Well. I'm not altogether certain what meat tenderiser is.

I'm throwing the shirt away.

Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 04:21:57 UTC

Probably the least work-intensive option.

May I ask why you've found yourself so inconvenienced?

Asher. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 04:35:10 UTC

I suppose I can assume you know I'm not in Canada.

Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 04:50:30 UTC

Assume away.

Asher. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 05:09:26 UTC

Can you keep a secret?

Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 05:14:22 UTC

If necessary.

Asher. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 05:15:49 UTC

So can I!

Asher/Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 06:18:12 UTC

So I'd hope--but then, you started this line of questioning.

Asher/Prudence. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 06:21:16 UTC

Damn me and my lack of domestic skills.

Oh, my God, KILL ME NOW. THE LITTLE SHIT ATE ALL MY SNACKS.

Asher/Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 06:33:03 UTC

Segways are always entertaining.

That bitch.

Asher/Prudence. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 06:44:46 UTC

I'll strangle her. While she sleeps. Or smother her with a pillow.

I'm in Germany, if you must know.

Asher/Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 07:06:27 UTC

Strangling seems as though it would have a more visceral satisfaction, but smothering would leave less of a mess. Let me know when you stop joking about.

How's the weather? Enjoying skipping classes?

Asher/Prudence. strucktwelve March 31 2008, 07:19:45 UTC

Bloody hell, you're twisted. So, never, then?

I think it's going to rain. As much as I am capable, yes.

Asher/Prudence. maleficentia March 31 2008, 07:21:55 UTC

Only realistic. ---and I did use seems, you'll note. Entirely hypothetical. I just follow the story where it takes me. At least, that's what I told The New Yorker.

Perhaps you should put out your shirt.

What's the caper, then?

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