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[strucktwelve]

It's not my fault I had to drink Anne's!

I'M GOING TO FAIL THEM ALL

[maleficentia]

We can't expect Anne to rise to your level of tolerance, no.

Far be it from me to stop you, bitter philosophy lady.

[strucktwelve]

people underestimate me. they see a relatively skinny woman, they figure, hey, I'll drink her under the table no problem. NOT SO.

damn right

[maleficentia]

We can't expect people to understand the trials through which you put your liver on a daily basis, Prudence.

I'm all for seeing the Columbia darlings taken down a notch. Particularly if they're still writing in gel pen.

[strucktwelve]

philosophers are the best drinkers by far

nothing has the right to be that sparkly much less submitted assignments

[maleficentia]

I'd raise you one and say mathematicians. They don't mess about.

Agreed. It's the Modern Age; don't they all have laptops by now?

[strucktwelve]

false. plato they say could stick it away, nothing nietzsche couldn't teachya bout the raising of the wrist, etc.

i suspect it was hastily written in the period beforehand

[maleficentia]

I went to a math conference once. They're into harder drugs to keep them going, as they all passed their prime in their twenties. Although, I'd also bring up the fact that writers are famous for their drinking, moreso than philosophers. Hemingway, Faulkner, Roethke, St. John, Stafford, Capote, Poe, Crane, Fitzgerald, Melville, Schwartz, London, O'Neill, Parker, Lowell, Lardner, Tate, O Henry, Lewis, Sterling, Bodenheim, Anderson, Thomas, Miller, &c, &c, et fucking cetera.

---sounds like an automatic fail to me.

[strucktwelve]

but they don't have a song

f's are by far my favourite letter to write.

[maleficentia]

We still outdrink the lot of you, sorry to say, entertaining jingles or no.

No apostrophe there, my love.

[strucktwelve]

DRINKING CONTEST, ONCE AND FOR ALL

fs? the slightly more phonetic effs? i prefer my version, you can differentiate the plural easier

[maleficentia]

It's already been won.

Fs. CDs. 1990s.

[strucktwelve]

you just know i'll win

no time for capitalisation!

[maleficentia]

We'll see. I don't show I'm drunk until I pass out.

Fair enough.

[strucktwelve]

i can outdrink rick, i can outdrink you

[maleficentia]

I always suspected Dick was a lightweight.