cinderella chooses a side.

[strucktwelve]

For the duration of my stay thus far, I had deemed it wise to stay far, far away from the ongoing civil war being waged in this fair city. But from this point on -

Columbia >>>>> NYU.

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[strucktwelve]

I'll work on my telepathy.

Black. I'm not picky.

[treif]

Great. What am I thinking right now?

Insert the obligatory 'I like my women like I like my coffee' remark here. Consider it done. You get bonus points for not sending me after some retarded frou frou coffee.

[strucktwelve]

It hardly bears reproducing here. You're a twisted boy, Skippy.

With a spoon in them? It's just how I roll.

[treif]

Flattery will get you everywhere, professor.

'In a small, styrofoam cup' was going to be my answer. That's how I roll.

[strucktwelve]

It's what makes the world go round!

Don't let Thumbelina know, she'll think you're stalking her.

[treif]

And what keeps Skip from failing certain courses, my brilliant and most-charming professor.

There's a Thumbelina? Shit. For all I know I might really be stalking her.

[strucktwelve]

My, the compliments! Why am I suddenly compelled to give you an A?

Hell if I know. You've got good odds!

[treif]

Well, my mind reading might need some work, but my mind control seems to be working perfectly.

Betting odds?