Paula's boyfriend...
Okay, ... so, Paula is dating this guy that is currently on the USS Bunker Hill.. and, she was showing me the website for the ship.. and, on the site it says: "Bunker Hill is currently Deployed, bringing force to bear upon the Evildoers in the Axis of Evil." ---what is up with that... a war against evil, eh? what a bunch of crap. A war to make us feel better.. "the statue of liberty starts shaking her fist... justice will be served and the battle will rage.. this big dog will fight when you rattle his cage.. we will put a boot in your ass it's the American way.." ("Angry American" -Toby Keith)