Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports
This is what I wrote on artemiswinter 's post to this ridiculous question and I stand by it!
"Actually, it's an ok question for writer's block. It just needs tweaking. If you're not too busy smashing your computer against a wall because it's F**KIN TWILIGHT RELATED, you could go to Fantasy Land and recruit your ultimate team. Screw MLB! I'm going to Sunnydale! And I'm bringing back Buffy, Angelus, Spike, Drusilla (the crazy ones come up with some of the most awful, beastly stuff) and Evil Willow. I'm also stopping off in New Orleans for Lestat de Lioncourt. I'll have to hop over to Europe to pick up Nosferatu and Dracula (team will need older leaders). And then my Team Mal(evolent) will take the entire sparkle-pony nation and: drain every drop of blood, stake, turn inside out with a spell, set on fire, decapitate, devour their still-beating hearts, and on, and on and on because 1) Twilight vampires are a bunch of wussies and 2) This is what vampires do! VAMPIRES DON'T F**KIN SPARKLE AND THEY SURE AS HELL DON'T PLAY BASEBALL!!!!"
Oh, and this too:
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"Actually, it's an ok question for writer's block. It just needs tweaking. If you're not too busy smashing your computer against a wall because it's F**KIN TWILIGHT RELATED, you could go to Fantasy Land and recruit your ultimate team. Screw MLB! I'm going to Sunnydale! And I'm bringing back Buffy, Angelus, Spike, Drusilla (the crazy ones come up with some of the most awful, beastly stuff) and Evil Willow. I'm also stopping off in New Orleans for Lestat de Lioncourt. I'll have to hop over to Europe to pick up Nosferatu and Dracula (team will need older leaders). And then my Team Mal(evolent) will take the entire sparkle-pony nation and: drain every drop of blood, stake, turn inside out with a spell, set on fire, decapitate, devour their still-beating hearts, and on, and on and on because 1) Twilight vampires are a bunch of wussies and 2) This is what vampires do! VAMPIRES DON'T F**KIN SPARKLE AND THEY SURE AS HELL DON'T PLAY BASEBALL!!!!"
Oh, and this too:
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