Pointless stuff.

[strpldptpltyps]

Morgan Freeman was in a car accident, and is now in serious condition...All penguin life will now be put on hold, as they cannot do anything without his narration.

Also, I saw an ad that told me that now I can "De-Jelly My Belly!". I was unaware I contained jelly...in fact, I cannot recall the last time I ate jelly.

Comments

[apollofrost]

It's like that everyone eats seven spiders a year thing. You eat jelly in your sleep.

[strpldptpltyps]

No, I make tea when I sleepwalk.

I fucking hate jelly. I don't think I would eat jelly in my sleep.

[apollofrost]

How did you manage that?

[strpldptpltyps]

Well, I used to have such a set routine to make tea, and everything was in the same place. My mom walked into the kitchen a couple times when I was making tea and woke me up...It was weird.

Haven't done it in a couple of years.