"stop mumbling and cheer up, put down the book pick beer up.""
Here is a list of stupid things I did while drunk yesterday:
- Bought a lot of junk from the supermarket - star buys being Bacon and Liver pate and a 24 pack of chicken crisps neither of which I like.
- Attempted to sing a mash up of The Magnetic Field's Wolfboy and Lady Gaga's Bad Romance. Very loudly, in public.
- Smoked.
- Tried to buy Fay a shredder then sent it to Hollie's mum's address along with a bunch of CDs intended for me.
- Drew a very large penis on Mick Hucknall - there is a billboard next to our house.
- Bought drugs over the Internet.
- Did something sex related you do not want to know about.
- Posted some very bad Facebook messages which have now been deleted.
- Forgot to set an alarm and therefore missed my train this morning.
I am not proud of any of this. It's been a tough few weeks.
- Bought a lot of junk from the supermarket - star buys being Bacon and Liver pate and a 24 pack of chicken crisps neither of which I like.
- Attempted to sing a mash up of The Magnetic Field's Wolfboy and Lady Gaga's Bad Romance. Very loudly, in public.
- Smoked.
- Tried to buy Fay a shredder then sent it to Hollie's mum's address along with a bunch of CDs intended for me.
- Drew a very large penis on Mick Hucknall - there is a billboard next to our house.
- Bought drugs over the Internet.
- Did something sex related you do not want to know about.
- Posted some very bad Facebook messages which have now been deleted.
- Forgot to set an alarm and therefore missed my train this morning.
I am not proud of any of this. It's been a tough few weeks.