HOLY CATS.

[strongshadow]

My roommate has a MOTHERFUCKING CHAINSAW and is living in our closet. Somehow. I haven't quite figured out what the fuck is going on there, and I haven't seen him since the surprise with the ROARING POWERTOOLS OUT OF NOWHERE. Given this school's rep lately, I thought the absolute worst

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[tollingforthee]

Sounds like you met Doc. If you car starts talking, don't panic. It's just KITT. Nice to meet you, Jay; I'm Hemingway.

[strongshadow]

...you do realize that made, like, no sense, other than 'nice to meet you'? Hey.

[tollingforthee]

Oh, it'll make sense, just give it time.

[strongshadow]

It would make sense if I owned a car. Unfortunately, my ass is stranded out here until I make some money. I would make the best Knight Rider ever, so I hope it all comes literally clear once I do.

[tollingforthee]

Hell, maybe you'll end up with drumsticks that shoot laser beams or something.

Never lose hope.

[strongshadow]

Okay, that would be cool. I'M MY OWN LIGHT SHOW, FUCKERS.