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[strong_emperor]

I think these question memes are still a waste of time, and an invasion of privacy.

... Seiichi coerced asked me to post this one.

Give me the names of three people I know. I will pick one to marry, one to have sex with, and one to push off a cliff. No divorce for the first option, only once for the second option, and they die for the third

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[sososleepy]

Aww, you know you don't have to do these if you really don't want to!

[strong_emperor]

It would be impolite to deny a friend's request.

[sososleepy]

But isn't it ruder of the friend for asking you to do something that you are uncomfortable with?

[strong_emperor]

It's Seiichi. His intentions are good.

[sososleepy]

If you say so.

[strong_emperor]

It was ultimately my decision. ... I'm sure you have three people in mind to ask me about.

[sososleepy]

If you're sure you're okay with it, I guess I have some names.

Marui-kun, Hiyoshi and Kaidou.

[strong_emperor]

I appreciate your thoughtfulness.

1. Kaidou
2. Hiyoshi
3. Marui

[sososleepy]

Why'd you throw Marui-kun off of the cliff?

[strong_emperor]

I would kill him if we married and I have no physical attraction to either of those three. He would probably leave crumbs in the bed.

[sososleepy]

Oh, well that makes sense. Crumbs in the bed aren't really that bad, though, you know.

[strong_emperor]

How so?

[sososleepy]

How does it make sense? Or how are crumbs not that bad?

[strong_emperor]

How crumbs aren't that bad.

[sososleepy]

Well, I dunno. They just don't bother me, I get them in my bed a lot when I'm eating something and fall asleep. Besides, if you're washing your sheets as much as you should be then there shouldn't be enough to notice.

[strong_emperor]

You are lucky, then, to have it not bother you.