I heard tale one day, of a microwavable tv dinner that hovers dangerously close to 1500 calories a serving. Months pass. I find one. I decide to buy it and photo document it. it would have been great.
So I eat this fucking pile of stink. (much to the chagrin of my stomach.) and then I find out it's been done before.. I suck eggs.
So I'm sorry some other asshole had to have this idea first. but it works out because I am sure his write up is was more funny than mine would be.