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May I present to you, her glorious sexiness; the most dazzling instrument known to man, headlining in Bangkok, Amsterdam, and Celebration Florida; renowned burlesque peformer:
CELLO VON TEESE!
((Cello von Teese takes the stage, decked in a stunning royal blue case and brilliant red feather boa wrapped around her fingerboard. She strikes a lucious pose.))
((Her bow slowly inches out from its slipcase; she twirls it around innocently before flinging it to the side.))
((Cello tosses her boa to the audience as she struts in a full circle. Did you catch it?))
((With help from a stagehand, her case slowly begins to unzip. It goes agonizingly slow, so that the viewer can barely see her tuning devices and strings. Oh, how she makes us squirm!))
((Finally! Cello pokes her head out from the velvet-lined case, her wood glistening in the light. She's beautiful, and still looks so very innocent. You must be wondering what's going on in her mind right now, and if she's available after the show.))
((You ooh and ahhh at the very sight of this sexy performer inch out of her case, the music and her body seizing you in the moment. She appears to be nude under that case.. is it so? You're anxious! You're sweating with want!))
((Ahhh, Cello is sneaky. She's fetched a green sarong to cover herself as her bow reenters the picture. They're perfect together.. almost makes you wonder what it's like to string and tune her..))
((The sarong falls off. Damn! But she's facing the other way. The sneaky stagehand comes up and bops her backside. She gives a small, sultry yelp. The stagehand snickers and shows everyone a thumb up before slithering offstage again.))
((Oh MY. Cello has taken control of the boa once more, this time facing us with her gorgeous, volumptuous, sexy front. Men in the audience are now panting with desire, their pants becoming tight. Women are shifting uncomfortably; aww, did someone get hot and bothered? Cello smirks in victory and..))
((.. leans against a prop table in a way that would make one want to debauch her. She flings the boa off, reclaims her bow, and lets the lights shine against her smooth, perfect wood as the curtain falls. Bravo!))
Insanity brought on thanks to peaceofpie. Love ya, Danni!
CELLO VON TEESE!
((Cello von Teese takes the stage, decked in a stunning royal blue case and brilliant red feather boa wrapped around her fingerboard. She strikes a lucious pose.))
((Her bow slowly inches out from its slipcase; she twirls it around innocently before flinging it to the side.))
((Cello tosses her boa to the audience as she struts in a full circle. Did you catch it?))
((With help from a stagehand, her case slowly begins to unzip. It goes agonizingly slow, so that the viewer can barely see her tuning devices and strings. Oh, how she makes us squirm!))
((Finally! Cello pokes her head out from the velvet-lined case, her wood glistening in the light. She's beautiful, and still looks so very innocent. You must be wondering what's going on in her mind right now, and if she's available after the show.))
((You ooh and ahhh at the very sight of this sexy performer inch out of her case, the music and her body seizing you in the moment. She appears to be nude under that case.. is it so? You're anxious! You're sweating with want!))
((Ahhh, Cello is sneaky. She's fetched a green sarong to cover herself as her bow reenters the picture. They're perfect together.. almost makes you wonder what it's like to string and tune her..))
((The sarong falls off. Damn! But she's facing the other way. The sneaky stagehand comes up and bops her backside. She gives a small, sultry yelp. The stagehand snickers and shows everyone a thumb up before slithering offstage again.))
((Oh MY. Cello has taken control of the boa once more, this time facing us with her gorgeous, volumptuous, sexy front. Men in the audience are now panting with desire, their pants becoming tight. Women are shifting uncomfortably; aww, did someone get hot and bothered? Cello smirks in victory and..))
((.. leans against a prop table in a way that would make one want to debauch her. She flings the boa off, reclaims her bow, and lets the lights shine against her smooth, perfect wood as the curtain falls. Bravo!))
Insanity brought on thanks to peaceofpie. Love ya, Danni!