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I keep listening to Daddy Yankee at work and it makes me want to dance. Inappropriate. :(
Yesterday, impertinence and I talked about a Frank/Gerard arranged marriage mob!au.
impertinence: but uggggh frank/gerard arranged marriage
me: * ___ *
impertinence: i wonder if you could combine that with a mob au
me: ....
hmmmmm.
their marriage could be to unite two mob families?
impertinence: that's what i was thinking
frank could be standing to inherit a huge part of the family business
oooh maybe frank's family needs to ingratiate themselves with the ways
so frank marries their weird son
takes him off their hands
me: ooooh
impertinence: frank is pissed about it, but whatever, business is business
he figures he can get a girl on the side. no one said he had to fuck the guy.
me: frank >:(
impertinence: frank's used to being an asshole! it's the mob, man
so he brings gerard home
me: how does gerard like it?
impertinence: and gerard pretty much just pets frank's dogs, smokes, and draws
me: lol
he's just glad frank doesn't have cats
impertinence: trufax
and frank's not sure what to think of him
the dude is weird
me: one day frank asks gerard "are you even into dudes?" and gerard is like "yeah. you?" and frank squirms because he's fooled around with guys before but the farthest he's ever gotten is handjobs and he doesn't want gerard to think he's inexperienced or anything. not that he cares what gerard thinks.
impertinence: because gerard is his husband, okay, but frank is like...the breadwinner. even if gerard's family is still kind of more important.
so frank's like "i've done plenty."
but gerard just blinks at him and says, "that's nice, then," and goes back to drawing a fucking undead tree.
me: *_*
impertinence: frank jerks off a lot more now than he ever has before, because for some reason he is having trouble bringing girls home
it's not that they don't want to, it's just they get to the door and frank feels WEIRD about it. gerard is one room over!
he kind of half-fantasizes about gerard deciding to do his husbandly duty and offering himself up, just so he'll have something to put his dick in
me: one day he walks in on gerard when he's bending down to mix some paints and he has this sudden urge to just grab him and push him down on the floor and just go for it right there
that night, he brings home a girl and fucks her hard and fast and loud
the next morning, he feels sore but good and lazy and he walks down to the kitchen to get some coffee and finds the girl he brought home sitting there at the kitchen table in one of his shirts and chatting with gerard and laughing
and suddenly his good mood disappears
impertinence: *___________*
he's never seen gerard grinning like that. he's having fun with the girl frank brought home for himself, and that's...frank doesn't even have a word for how it makes him slam around, glaring at them both the whole time
if gerard notices he doesn't give it away, though. he just looks up, smiles, and says, "oh, hey. did you sleep well?"
frank kind of wants to shoot him.
me: lol frank. y, violence is the way to go here!
impertinence: it's his girl!
and his gerard
me: he's not sure which one he's moar jellus of :(
impertinence: trufax
he makes awkward small talk until it's finally late enough that he can kick the girl out
kind of rudely, actually, but who cares?
of course, then Gerard is like, "That was kind of mean, Frank."
and Frank snaps, "What the fuck, man, I committed fucking adultery with her."
"If you want her, that's your business," Gerard says, shrugging. "But you were a dick."
Frank's just boggling. Because what the fuck, Gerard should be jealous.
Frank would be jealous. Frank IS jealous, actually.
me: maybe, he thinks, maybe next time he'll bring a guy home. maybe then he'll get an actual reaction out of gerard.
impertinence: *__________*
me: omg
impertinence: what what what
me: one night he does bring a guy home, but he gets a call and has to leave to take care of some business so he leaves him in the study or something
and when he gets back, he finds the guy sitting back on his armchair and gerard on his knees in front of him
impertinence: oh my god, why is that so hot *_*
what does frank do?
me: he's frozen for a moment as he stares at them, gerard's cheeks hollowing and his eyes rolling back as he takes the guy in. he moans too, like he likes it, the way dick feels in his mouth, and that snaps frank out of his trance.
he steps forward and hauls gerard off, pushing him backward.
impertinence: *___________________________*
me: he stands in front of the guy, who looks surprised at how his blowjob was interrupted, ready to punch him and barely restraining himself.
the guy smirks at him. "jealous we started without you? don't worry, you can join in." and he reaches a hand out to place on frank's hip, but frank slaps it away.
"get out," he grits through his teeth.
the guy looks surprised and confused.
"get. out." frank repeats. his hands are balled up into fists and his arms hurt, he's holding them so tense.
the guy is definitely unsure now, and darts a glance down at gerard, and that finally does it, frank snaps. he hauls the guy up by the collar and pushes him toward the door.
"get out of my house before i cut off your dick and feed it to you."
impertinence: okay, so the guy leaves
and gerard is just watching frank, eyes a little wide. not really scared, but definitely confused
frank's breathing so hard he's practically wheezing. he can't even look at gerard - he doesn't know what he'd do if he did
"Frank," Gerard says finally, really quietly. Fucking familiar, like he and Frank have ever spent time together or done anything.
Frank's barely thinking when he says, "So you like sucking cock?"
Gerard inhales sharply. "I don't -"
Frank sits down in his chair, smirking up at Gerard. "Well? You like it that much, keep going."
me: * __________ *
impertinence: For a second Gerard hesitates. His expression changes - he looks definitely worried now. Frank half wants to back off, but fuck it; Gerard's his. He can do this. "Come on, Gerard. You don't want my cock as much as that asshole's, is that it?"
me: moar!
impertinence: Gerard doesn't move. "That's not it. We just..."
"Fucking spit it out," Frank snaps.
"We're married," Gerard says, his voice getting a little tighter, almost harsh. "We're fucking married and you don't even touch me. That guy was just, what, a stand-in? It's pretty sad how low the Ieros will sink to get what they want."
Frank's not even sure what Gerard means, but it doesn't matter, because he's beyond having his fucking feelings hurt. "Get down here," he says, hitting the back of Gerard's knees so they buckle. He hauls Gerard up by his hair when he falls. "The Ways married off their precious artist son," he says, trying not to react to the way Gerard flinches. "What does that say about them?"
me: :DDDDDDD
impertinence: "They expected you to use me," Gerard says, unbuttoning Frank's pants. For a split second Frank feels sick - use him? Fuck - but then Gerard glances up at him and says, "They knew I'd like it," and licks Frank's cock.
me: *__*
impertinence: Frank pretty much figures he could melt into a puddle at Gerard's feet, but that's not what this is about.
So instead he grabs Gerard's (greasy, disgustingly greasy) hair and yanks it, saying, "Don't fucking tease. I saw how he was fucking your mouth."
me: Gerard blows a stream of hot air over Frank's cock, sending shivers all up and down his body, before opening his mouth wide and taking Frank in.
impertinence: And yeah, Frank gets off on his mouth, but mostly what makes him jerk forward and moan is seeing the way Gerard's mouth looks, how his eyes are closed, and how fucking easily he takes Frank in.
me: He closes his eyes and leans back, arching up into Gerard's mouth, and Gerard just takes him, opens up his throat and lets Frank fuck his mouth. Frank almost can't stand it. He doesn't think he's ever had a blowjob this good and his toes are curling and his whole body is tingly and warm and he can feel his orgasm building up quickly.
impertinence: Gerard stops for just a second and Frank gets distracted, waiting and then - fuck, fuck, fuck, he'd know that sound anywhere. Gerard is jerking off, moving his mouth on Frank's dick again, and there is no way Frank can open his eyes now without coming embarrassingly quickly.
me: It doesn't make that much of a difference, it turns out. Gerard uses his other hand to reach down and tug on Frank's balls as he takes him in all the way, and that's it, Frank is done for. His stomach tenses and he comes long and hard in Gerard's mouth, head banging back against the chair back, but he doesn't care about that right now. He comes down slowly and lets himself slump down in the chair, lazy and content. He doesn't want to move and he almost forgets about Gerard until he hears a loud groan and feels teeth sink into his thigh. He dick gives a twitch at that, but it's way too soon for it to do anything more than that.
impertinence: "Fucking finish," he says, voice a little hoarse. "Come on, Gerard. Sucking me off got you hard, so finish yourself off."
As dirty talk goes it's not too impressive, but Gerard whimpers a little and presses his head against Frank's thigh, coming.
And then there is awkwardness and resolution. Hurrah!
In other news, I had zero interest in twitter before, but now I am considering getting one because of Stephen Fry. :\
Yesterday, impertinence and I talked about a Frank/Gerard arranged marriage mob!au.
impertinence: but uggggh frank/gerard arranged marriage
me: * ___ *
impertinence: i wonder if you could combine that with a mob au
me: ....
hmmmmm.
their marriage could be to unite two mob families?
impertinence: that's what i was thinking
frank could be standing to inherit a huge part of the family business
oooh maybe frank's family needs to ingratiate themselves with the ways
so frank marries their weird son
takes him off their hands
me: ooooh
impertinence: frank is pissed about it, but whatever, business is business
he figures he can get a girl on the side. no one said he had to fuck the guy.
me: frank >:(
impertinence: frank's used to being an asshole! it's the mob, man
so he brings gerard home
me: how does gerard like it?
impertinence: and gerard pretty much just pets frank's dogs, smokes, and draws
me: lol
he's just glad frank doesn't have cats
impertinence: trufax
and frank's not sure what to think of him
the dude is weird
me: one day frank asks gerard "are you even into dudes?" and gerard is like "yeah. you?" and frank squirms because he's fooled around with guys before but the farthest he's ever gotten is handjobs and he doesn't want gerard to think he's inexperienced or anything. not that he cares what gerard thinks.
impertinence: because gerard is his husband, okay, but frank is like...the breadwinner. even if gerard's family is still kind of more important.
so frank's like "i've done plenty."
but gerard just blinks at him and says, "that's nice, then," and goes back to drawing a fucking undead tree.
me: *_*
impertinence: frank jerks off a lot more now than he ever has before, because for some reason he is having trouble bringing girls home
it's not that they don't want to, it's just they get to the door and frank feels WEIRD about it. gerard is one room over!
he kind of half-fantasizes about gerard deciding to do his husbandly duty and offering himself up, just so he'll have something to put his dick in
me: one day he walks in on gerard when he's bending down to mix some paints and he has this sudden urge to just grab him and push him down on the floor and just go for it right there
that night, he brings home a girl and fucks her hard and fast and loud
the next morning, he feels sore but good and lazy and he walks down to the kitchen to get some coffee and finds the girl he brought home sitting there at the kitchen table in one of his shirts and chatting with gerard and laughing
and suddenly his good mood disappears
impertinence: *___________*
he's never seen gerard grinning like that. he's having fun with the girl frank brought home for himself, and that's...frank doesn't even have a word for how it makes him slam around, glaring at them both the whole time
if gerard notices he doesn't give it away, though. he just looks up, smiles, and says, "oh, hey. did you sleep well?"
frank kind of wants to shoot him.
me: lol frank. y, violence is the way to go here!
impertinence: it's his girl!
and his gerard
me: he's not sure which one he's moar jellus of :(
impertinence: trufax
he makes awkward small talk until it's finally late enough that he can kick the girl out
kind of rudely, actually, but who cares?
of course, then Gerard is like, "That was kind of mean, Frank."
and Frank snaps, "What the fuck, man, I committed fucking adultery with her."
"If you want her, that's your business," Gerard says, shrugging. "But you were a dick."
Frank's just boggling. Because what the fuck, Gerard should be jealous.
Frank would be jealous. Frank IS jealous, actually.
me: maybe, he thinks, maybe next time he'll bring a guy home. maybe then he'll get an actual reaction out of gerard.
impertinence: *__________*
me: omg
impertinence: what what what
me: one night he does bring a guy home, but he gets a call and has to leave to take care of some business so he leaves him in the study or something
and when he gets back, he finds the guy sitting back on his armchair and gerard on his knees in front of him
impertinence: oh my god, why is that so hot *_*
what does frank do?
me: he's frozen for a moment as he stares at them, gerard's cheeks hollowing and his eyes rolling back as he takes the guy in. he moans too, like he likes it, the way dick feels in his mouth, and that snaps frank out of his trance.
he steps forward and hauls gerard off, pushing him backward.
impertinence: *___________________________*
me: he stands in front of the guy, who looks surprised at how his blowjob was interrupted, ready to punch him and barely restraining himself.
the guy smirks at him. "jealous we started without you? don't worry, you can join in." and he reaches a hand out to place on frank's hip, but frank slaps it away.
"get out," he grits through his teeth.
the guy looks surprised and confused.
"get. out." frank repeats. his hands are balled up into fists and his arms hurt, he's holding them so tense.
the guy is definitely unsure now, and darts a glance down at gerard, and that finally does it, frank snaps. he hauls the guy up by the collar and pushes him toward the door.
"get out of my house before i cut off your dick and feed it to you."
impertinence: okay, so the guy leaves
and gerard is just watching frank, eyes a little wide. not really scared, but definitely confused
frank's breathing so hard he's practically wheezing. he can't even look at gerard - he doesn't know what he'd do if he did
"Frank," Gerard says finally, really quietly. Fucking familiar, like he and Frank have ever spent time together or done anything.
Frank's barely thinking when he says, "So you like sucking cock?"
Gerard inhales sharply. "I don't -"
Frank sits down in his chair, smirking up at Gerard. "Well? You like it that much, keep going."
me: * __________ *
impertinence: For a second Gerard hesitates. His expression changes - he looks definitely worried now. Frank half wants to back off, but fuck it; Gerard's his. He can do this. "Come on, Gerard. You don't want my cock as much as that asshole's, is that it?"
me: moar!
impertinence: Gerard doesn't move. "That's not it. We just..."
"Fucking spit it out," Frank snaps.
"We're married," Gerard says, his voice getting a little tighter, almost harsh. "We're fucking married and you don't even touch me. That guy was just, what, a stand-in? It's pretty sad how low the Ieros will sink to get what they want."
Frank's not even sure what Gerard means, but it doesn't matter, because he's beyond having his fucking feelings hurt. "Get down here," he says, hitting the back of Gerard's knees so they buckle. He hauls Gerard up by his hair when he falls. "The Ways married off their precious artist son," he says, trying not to react to the way Gerard flinches. "What does that say about them?"
me: :DDDDDDD
impertinence: "They expected you to use me," Gerard says, unbuttoning Frank's pants. For a split second Frank feels sick - use him? Fuck - but then Gerard glances up at him and says, "They knew I'd like it," and licks Frank's cock.
me: *__*
impertinence: Frank pretty much figures he could melt into a puddle at Gerard's feet, but that's not what this is about.
So instead he grabs Gerard's (greasy, disgustingly greasy) hair and yanks it, saying, "Don't fucking tease. I saw how he was fucking your mouth."
me: Gerard blows a stream of hot air over Frank's cock, sending shivers all up and down his body, before opening his mouth wide and taking Frank in.
impertinence: And yeah, Frank gets off on his mouth, but mostly what makes him jerk forward and moan is seeing the way Gerard's mouth looks, how his eyes are closed, and how fucking easily he takes Frank in.
me: He closes his eyes and leans back, arching up into Gerard's mouth, and Gerard just takes him, opens up his throat and lets Frank fuck his mouth. Frank almost can't stand it. He doesn't think he's ever had a blowjob this good and his toes are curling and his whole body is tingly and warm and he can feel his orgasm building up quickly.
impertinence: Gerard stops for just a second and Frank gets distracted, waiting and then - fuck, fuck, fuck, he'd know that sound anywhere. Gerard is jerking off, moving his mouth on Frank's dick again, and there is no way Frank can open his eyes now without coming embarrassingly quickly.
me: It doesn't make that much of a difference, it turns out. Gerard uses his other hand to reach down and tug on Frank's balls as he takes him in all the way, and that's it, Frank is done for. His stomach tenses and he comes long and hard in Gerard's mouth, head banging back against the chair back, but he doesn't care about that right now. He comes down slowly and lets himself slump down in the chair, lazy and content. He doesn't want to move and he almost forgets about Gerard until he hears a loud groan and feels teeth sink into his thigh. He dick gives a twitch at that, but it's way too soon for it to do anything more than that.
impertinence: "Fucking finish," he says, voice a little hoarse. "Come on, Gerard. Sucking me off got you hard, so finish yourself off."
As dirty talk goes it's not too impressive, but Gerard whimpers a little and presses his head against Frank's thigh, coming.
And then there is awkwardness and resolution. Hurrah!
In other news, I had zero interest in twitter before, but now I am considering getting one because of Stephen Fry. :\