http://www.family-man.com/businessman/images/BM_1024x768.jpg The Family Man - A movie about a man who wakes up one morning to come and find out it's every man's worst nightmare - A sudden surrender of your dick.
http://www.hounslowguardian.co.uk/_images/db/7/19/matchstick.71937.full.jpg Matchstick Men - Gay. He wears pink, but not the manly pink.
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/NationalTreasure/032_NTC-21045-A_273x400.jpg National Treasure - Now this one I'm not quite sure about...I don't know if he's confused as to why a hot chick is attached to him, or if he is trying to understand what psycho-babble the professor is spewing at him this time.
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/mo/OneSheets/LordOfWar_onesheet_150x225.jpg Lord of War - I think there is a reason I never heard of this one.
http://entimg.msn.com/i/CS/04657701.jpg The Weather Man - Yeah, I think any thing he should stay away from anything that has the word man in it's title, because it eally isn't workin for him.