That pasty skin he's got happening, I can't be too far off the mark.
I don't know! One minute he was sulking, next I was having a laugh at something he said, then he just went pale and pissed off in the direction of the beach. I haven't seen him since.
I know. Fuck it. It's the eyes and the arse. Oh, and the lips, and the cock. Tongue. Nipples. Testicles, which he likes, by the way.
I don't think so. He doesn't usually get all offended. You should've seen it. He nearly tripped trying to get out of the lounge he was in so much of a hurry to get away.
He likes his testicles? Well, that's a relief. I like his everything. There's not a single inch I don't like.
Did you say something while you were laughing? Maybe he got an itch somewhere personal? Or maybe he was desperate to get his clothes off, but couldn't do it in front of you.
He hasn't said much to me at all since I got here. I think it's because he knows I wanted him in the Speedos... He just watches me, and doesn't say anything. I thought maybe I'd done something wrong.
No! I mean, not in that context. He was just making me laugh and he was making me laugh because he was being so him and I just said it as, like, a thing! Just a thing! Shit.
I think he has it. Doesn't mean he's going to answer. No wonder he looked like he'd seen a ghost! I didn't even realise! It was just a figure of speech. God, I'm a dick.
Also? My bikini broke.
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Oh fantastic! I'm the only one around to enjoy it, unfortunately.
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I thought you might like that. Where's Gorgeous? And I'm not complaining. You can watch me try to keep it up without the straps.
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He... escaped. Very quickly.
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What happened?
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I don't know! One minute he was sulking, next I was having a laugh at something he said, then he just went pale and pissed off in the direction of the beach. I haven't seen him since.
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Was it something you shouldn't have been laughing at?
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I don't think so. He doesn't usually get all offended. You should've seen it. He nearly tripped trying to get out of the lounge he was in so much of a hurry to get away.
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Did you say something while you were laughing? Maybe he got an itch somewhere personal? Or maybe he was desperate to get his clothes off, but couldn't do it in front of you.
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No, I don't think. I just thought it was cute that he knew the-
Oh fuck.
Uh oh. I think I fucked up.
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You fucked up how? What have you done, baby?
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Did you mean it?
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Is it worse that I'd happily mean it?
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