I give up

[strips4u]

I'm not even going to ask...

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[canmakeufeel]

It was close, but thankfully I'm not going to be a daddy.

[strips4u]

We coulda had a Maury paternity battle on our hands. No baby daddy. It's an immaculate conception.

[canmakeufeel]

Or an alien baby. Men only seem to get pregnant when aliens are involved.

[strips4u]

To be fair, he is a mutant sex pot taking pregnancy quizzes. Think we need to talk to Hank?

[canmakeufeel]

I think he just feels left out between the Campbell baby and Rogue's kid. Maybe we should get him a doll?

[strips4u]

One of those ones that cries and shits and all?

[canmakeufeel]

Yep. Then he can get some practice in for his godfather duty. Apparently he's going to get Mia a chastity belt.

[strips4u]

Fuck that. He'll have it all of one minute before he gets bored and pisses off to leave us to deal with it. Last I look, his attention span was about 2%. So, he's allowed to live a life of debauchery and the poor kid has to become a nun? Selfish bastard.

[canmakeufeel]

How does that thing go... "Do as I say, and not as I do"? Apparently she's not allowed to be "tainted". His word, not mine.

[strips4u]

I say he needs to stock up on his anti-delusional pills and realise the kid is probably going to end up hitched to the mini Scot.

[canmakeufeel]

So you're on the Fate Train, too?

[strips4u]

I'm on the practical train. What the fuck has fate to do with it? The kids' parents are best friends, they live barely a block away from each other. They're going to grow up together and go to the same school together. Their relatives and friends are all intermixed, there are no other babies on the horizon. It's obvious. Fate would be if one family moved away and they met eyes on the subway in, say, China in twenty years time.

[canmakeufeel]

Your practical train doesn't sound so magical. But if they're at school there'll be all those other boys and girls, and hormones will be ranging.

[strips4u]

Maybe, but they'll still have grown up together. They'll have an edge. I predict they'll either be head over for each other, or hate each others guts.

[canmakeufeel]

It could be a total bloodbath if she turns out a mutant. Hell, there's even a chance he could be a mutant. Plus throw in Remy if he's feeling protective, and the grizzly man, and I would not want to be there if they did grow up hating each other.

[strips4u]

Not to mention Wee Campbell is directly descended from Braveheart himself or something. I mean, fuck, his father knows how to sword fight and has this dirty great replica sword. I saw it at Christmas. Remy might get flogged to death with bagpipes and then mooned for emphasis.