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[At first, there's no picture. All that can be seen is a blank screen. However, Issei starts to speak.]Do you know the festival Ryuujin Matsuri? The dragon god of Fuyuki's river Miongawa rampaged many, many years ago. A traveling monk prayed for three days and three nights. At the end of that, the dragon was converted to Buddhism. The monk

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[touchofgenius]

Well. Damn.

[stripping]

Birkin! Aren't you proud of me?

[touchofgenius]

I... Had no idea you could do shit like that. This whole time, I've been worried about you when in reality you're... A mini Stein.

[stripping]

I am not! I can defeat normal teenagers. Normal adults, I have more trouble with, but I can do. Magically powered or well-trained teenagers and adults? (Read: everyone else on the community?) I can only slightly delay my defeat.

B-but thank you. For worrying about me.

[touchofgenius]

Hey, it's better than what I could probably do. I'm... Below a normal adult, so I'm sure you could still do some damage to me. Okay, so maybe you can't beat up Wesker or Krauser, but you shouldn't ever have to.

And I wasn't worried. More... Concerned.

[stripping]

I don't want to ever hurt you, so that point is moot, and I'd probably have to rely on my pathetic magical abilities were I ever to fight Wesker. So really, it depends on how pissed off he's made me and how many friends of mine I'm defending. ...Not that I've thought about fighting Wesker a lot.

Those are synonyms. Thank you for worrying about me as my friend.

[touchofgenius]

Never said you would, just said you could. And do yourself a favor and don't try and fight Wesker.

They're... Alright fine, you win. You're welcome.

[stripping]

No, I couldn't. Unswerving loyalty, remember? I will if I have to.

There, that's better. So! Would you like to visit sometime? See a movie?

[touchofgenius]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. And really, you don't have to mess with Wesker to prove your unswerving loyalty.

Mm there's nothing good playing. How about dinner again? I need to work on my cooking skills anyway.

[stripping]

Will if I have to. Something might come up.

You'll make me something? I'm honored. Does six work for you?

[touchofgenius]

I'm telling you right now, nothing will ever come up.

Well, don't say you're honored until after the fire department doesn't show up. And six works great.

[stripping]

Virus. If I have to defend you from a rampaging Wesker, I will.

I'll see you here.

[touchofgenius]

Please don't.

Alright, see you then!

Action spam, RL, assumed?

[stripping]

I'm not allowed to care more about your safety than his?

Uuuuh considering I'm probably going to be really scarce this weekend, let's go with assumed

[touchofgenius]

I'd rather you didn't...

Kay!

[stripping]

You're one of my closest friends. He's... okay. There is a difference in priorities here.