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[OH GOD WHAT IS THATIt's apparently some kind of dog, and it yelps before knocking into the camera again

Comments

[det_goofball]

Issei what the hell is that and why the hell do you have it

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He's my pet! And Birkin gave him to me, because he's kind in that way.

[det_goofball]

That's not a pet that's a freaking monster!!

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He's a good boy! He tried to bite my nasty, women-raping monster of a classmate.

[det_goofball]

Yeah, but how do you know he's not gonna bite you?

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Birkin said he wouldn't, and I trust him.

[det_goofball]

...This is doc we're talking about. I mean, I trust him - sort of - but seriously, he has some messed up ideas on what's safe and what isn't.

[stripping]

I've had him for a few days, and he hasn't killed me yet. Besides, he said he removed most of the aggression.

[det_goofball]

I guess it doesn't really look that... bitey. Just keep an eye on it - doesn't it smell?

[stripping]

Thank you for the concern. I've had worse smells to deal with.

[det_goofball]

But isn't it rotting? Heck, smells bad enough round here sometimes with the stuff they get up to.

[stripping]

You say that like a monk shouldn't be able to thrive in the worst of smelling conditions.

[det_goofball]

...'Thrive'? I am so glad I wasn't a monk.

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You don't have the aptitude for it.

[det_goofball]

I think the 'killing people' thing sort of disqualifies me. Unless it was like that one movie about the Bulletproof Monk but I don't remember if he killed anyone.

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He probably didn't.