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Could I have my normal clothes back now, please? This isn't funny.

((In all icons, Issei appears to be wearing this. Background roses not included.))

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[mercifulmyass]

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I said I didn't want any hea-

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I would very much appreciate having my clothes returned, please.

[mercifulmyass]

I didn't take them.

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Then what happened to them? They're no longer here.

[mercifulmyass]

There is a trunk out in the yard. In it is a clue as to where your clothing is. That is all I am telling you.

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Fine, I'll go looking. But you could just be nice and tell me where they are, you realize.

((What's in the trunk?))

[mercifulmyass]

But that would be boring.

(A laundromat bill for all his clothes to get cleaned, pressed, and mended.)

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It would also be polite. And everyone knows my feelings about being boring.

((Issei: ... *facepalm*))

[mercifulmyass]

-Not listening- But then it wouldn't be half as fun~

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Excuse me, I need to go reconcile my religion to the fact that I'm seriously starting to dislike you.

[mercifulmyass]

Mission: Accomplished

Have fun, then~

(ooc: Oh, and when he goes to pick up his clothing he will also find it's already been paid for in full--including a very generous tip. :^|b)

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I plan to, don't worry.

((Well, that solves the problem of having to explain the bill to his father.))

[mercifulmyass]

Good boy! See you later~

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(But of course~ She's mean, but not that mean!)

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...maybe things will be easier if I just think of you as a completely seperate goddess from the one mentioned in the sutras.