Tony's Message
ATHscuba: you know how little kids draw pictures when they are stressed, troubled, depressed when they are little; and according to school therapists thats an artistic way of showing their problems, and they take them seriously. I think I should do the same thing, except have it be a cubicle hanging me, or setting me on fire, on just some random scrawled message like the computer made me touch its keys.. but you know what, I dont have the child like innocence anymore, and people would just look at me quizically.. there is no escaping the cube, it's like a fatman trying to get out of a geo.. he doesnt.
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ATHscuba: ah yes, the auto response, such as my life
ATHscuba: One day im going to be replaced by an auto response computer
ATHscuba: and that will be nice
ATHscuba: because no one will have to suffer any longer
ATHscuba: or maybe mexicans will get smart
ATHscuba: and learn how to use a computer
ATHscuba: but they dont have an "aztec warrior" keyboard
ATHscuba: so I think computers will take over, yes computers, instead of mexicans
ATHscuba: But what if the mexicans wanted the jobs
ATHscuba: and the computers said.. no bitch, we have auto response to replace you bastard guys
ATHscuba: and then there was a New Alamo (Like New Berlin) and it was the war between mexicans and computers
ATHscuba: and computers won
ATHscuba: and then the president was happy
ATHscuba: but the border patrol was sad
ATHscuba: because the no longer got to wrastle them
ATHscuba: like steve erwin
ATHscuba: One day I want to be like steve erwin
ATHscuba: wrastlin the crocs
ATHscuba: smokin the J
ATHscuba: you know he does drugs
ATHscuba: thats why he wrastles animals
ATHscuba: he's a drug smuggler
ATHscuba: you know
ATHscuba: I think im crazy
ATHscuba: I talk to myself
ATHscuba: and sometimes I even talk to inanimate objects
ATHscuba: like the strawberry kiwi can next to me. I named him King Dole.
ATHscuba: King Dole likes to be tipped over
ATHscuba: King Dole likes when people touch he's greenish metallic tinge of beauty
ATHscuba: He's concentrated
ATHscuba: and flavored
ATHscuba: But then I saw the phone like an octopus
ATHscuba: trying to kill King dole
ATHscuba: So I told the phone.. no dude.. just no
ATHscuba: and then King Dole spat on the phone
ATHscuba: and the phone electrocuted king dole
ATHscuba: and king dole was smoking
ATHscuba: and I was like ah , king dole no
ATHscuba: and the phone, who I refer to as Mr. Inter-tel
ATHscuba: decided it was best to be "outgoing" and "anwser" his call of duty and electrocute me
ATHscuba: and it hurt because I had to mute his ass.. down to china town.
ATHscuba: I saw a black man yesterday
ATHscuba: I did
ATHscuba: he was in my neighborhood with a burlap bag
ATHscuba: I figure he was stealing babies
ATHscuba: I saw a show on tv about a dinosaur who did that
ATHscuba: which makes me think
ATHscuba: are dinosaurs still alivE? in the spirit of black people?
ATHscuba: I think they are
ATHscuba: I bought sticky notes for my dorm room
ATHscuba: because I want to put stickies on stuff
ATHscuba: that sa things like
ATHscuba: stop sniffing your roommates socks
ATHscuba: or something like, note to self: get more nyquill for the King Burrito
ATHscuba: king Burrito Toquito of the Snow monkies
ATHscuba: is also a friend of mine
ATHscuba: you see, Snow monkeys are evil
ATHscuba: and thats why they need a king
ATHscuba: he's got metal boots to stomp them when there is a rogue snow monke
ATHscuba: otherwise they are great
ATHscuba: because you can set them on fire, and put them in the catapult
ATHscuba: and then invade the evil prarie dogs of the west
ATHscuba: because snow monkeys on fire tend to set the prarie dogs on fire
ATHscuba: hopefully one day setting off a chain reaction of the prarie dog king on fire
ATHscuba: and then the world's two million years of peace would insue
ATHscuba: because the squirrels could run freely across the interstate
ATHscuba: and play dead
ATHscuba: they are go at playing dead on the interstate
ATHscuba: I was scared about a squirrel biting me
ATHscuba: until it did
ATHscuba: and then I became the squirrel king
ATHscuba: and the squirrels all worshipped my bite
ATHscuba: because it was the bite of the jesus squirrel
ATHscuba: and that made me the holy squirrel
ATHscuba: and one day I hope that they will realize they are the prophets of the new society of the Squirrel
ATHscuba: The prophets henceforth brignth good will and soverignity to the New Congolmerate
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ATHscuba: wheras farmers hunt squirrels
ATHscuba: and then squrrels turn into corn
ATHscuba: and then the world if complete.
ATHscuba: Break over. see ya
Auto response from Jobie111: Pancake Place with Brett for hashbrowns. Taystiness. I'll be back so leave a message if you love me.
ATHscuba: ah yes, the auto response, such as my life
ATHscuba: One day im going to be replaced by an auto response computer
ATHscuba: and that will be nice
ATHscuba: because no one will have to suffer any longer
ATHscuba: or maybe mexicans will get smart
ATHscuba: and learn how to use a computer
ATHscuba: but they dont have an "aztec warrior" keyboard
ATHscuba: so I think computers will take over, yes computers, instead of mexicans
ATHscuba: But what if the mexicans wanted the jobs
ATHscuba: and the computers said.. no bitch, we have auto response to replace you bastard guys
ATHscuba: and then there was a New Alamo (Like New Berlin) and it was the war between mexicans and computers
ATHscuba: and computers won
ATHscuba: and then the president was happy
ATHscuba: but the border patrol was sad
ATHscuba: because the no longer got to wrastle them
ATHscuba: like steve erwin
ATHscuba: One day I want to be like steve erwin
ATHscuba: wrastlin the crocs
ATHscuba: smokin the J
ATHscuba: you know he does drugs
ATHscuba: thats why he wrastles animals
ATHscuba: he's a drug smuggler
ATHscuba: you know
ATHscuba: I think im crazy
ATHscuba: I talk to myself
ATHscuba: and sometimes I even talk to inanimate objects
ATHscuba: like the strawberry kiwi can next to me. I named him King Dole.
ATHscuba: King Dole likes to be tipped over
ATHscuba: King Dole likes when people touch he's greenish metallic tinge of beauty
ATHscuba: He's concentrated
ATHscuba: and flavored
ATHscuba: But then I saw the phone like an octopus
ATHscuba: trying to kill King dole
ATHscuba: So I told the phone.. no dude.. just no
ATHscuba: and then King Dole spat on the phone
ATHscuba: and the phone electrocuted king dole
ATHscuba: and king dole was smoking
ATHscuba: and I was like ah , king dole no
ATHscuba: and the phone, who I refer to as Mr. Inter-tel
ATHscuba: decided it was best to be "outgoing" and "anwser" his call of duty and electrocute me
ATHscuba: and it hurt because I had to mute his ass.. down to china town.
ATHscuba: I saw a black man yesterday
ATHscuba: I did
ATHscuba: he was in my neighborhood with a burlap bag
ATHscuba: I figure he was stealing babies
ATHscuba: I saw a show on tv about a dinosaur who did that
ATHscuba: which makes me think
ATHscuba: are dinosaurs still alivE? in the spirit of black people?
ATHscuba: I think they are
ATHscuba: I bought sticky notes for my dorm room
ATHscuba: because I want to put stickies on stuff
ATHscuba: that sa things like
ATHscuba: stop sniffing your roommates socks
ATHscuba: or something like, note to self: get more nyquill for the King Burrito
ATHscuba: king Burrito Toquito of the Snow monkies
ATHscuba: is also a friend of mine
ATHscuba: you see, Snow monkeys are evil
ATHscuba: and thats why they need a king
ATHscuba: he's got metal boots to stomp them when there is a rogue snow monke
ATHscuba: otherwise they are great
ATHscuba: because you can set them on fire, and put them in the catapult
ATHscuba: and then invade the evil prarie dogs of the west
ATHscuba: because snow monkeys on fire tend to set the prarie dogs on fire
ATHscuba: hopefully one day setting off a chain reaction of the prarie dog king on fire
ATHscuba: and then the world's two million years of peace would insue
ATHscuba: because the squirrels could run freely across the interstate
ATHscuba: and play dead
ATHscuba: they are go at playing dead on the interstate
ATHscuba: I was scared about a squirrel biting me
ATHscuba: until it did
ATHscuba: and then I became the squirrel king
ATHscuba: and the squirrels all worshipped my bite
ATHscuba: because it was the bite of the jesus squirrel
ATHscuba: and that made me the holy squirrel
ATHscuba: and one day I hope that they will realize they are the prophets of the new society of the Squirrel
ATHscuba: The prophets henceforth brignth good will and soverignity to the New Congolmerate
Auto response from Jobie111: Pancake Place with Brett for hashbrowns. Taystiness. I'll be back so leave a message if you love me.
ATHscuba: wheras farmers hunt squirrels
ATHscuba: and then squrrels turn into corn
ATHscuba: and then the world if complete.
ATHscuba: Break over. see ya