Sat, 20:33: Happy birthday, @ mekkalekkah! My sister from another mister, my hobbit porn fiend, my cray bitch. Let's get drunk on cake and Depeche Mode.
Sat, 20:37: I'm going to take a nap to get ready for tonight's wilderness, courtesy of George R. R. Martin and a brew of selected tea leaves. #awyeah
Sun, 00:27: RT @ charltonbrooker: Basically anyone who has cried at the John Lewis advert should be made to watch Waltz With Bashir. Now *that's* cry ...
Sun, 01:40: Remember when Sean Bean was in a pub row and got stabbed but he was all, "it's just a flesh wound, give us another pint"? What a legend.
Sun, 02:03: RT @ onapedalstool: Imagine sitting at a table in New Zealand, with Cumberbatch, Freeman, Turner, Pace, Armitage... BECAUSE THAT'S SOMEON ...
Sun, 02:24: Remember that emo meme where one used to draw black-rimmed specs and tears on people's faces in Paint? I wanna do that to Jon Snow.
Sun, 05:42: As soon as Dean gives this guy a bitchface: "he said you'd be surly and pre-menstrual." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sun, 05:48: RT @ MyAngloFiles: You guys... - The supermarket has cake flavored vodka. It’s $10.99 for the bottle. CAKE. FLAVORED. VODKA.... http://t. ...
Sun, 05:49: Cranberry juice without vodka tastes like crap. #fyi
Sun, 06:00: RT @ vonbadass: No one goes apeshit quite like Joe Pesci. It's breathtaking.
Sun, 06:06: Do you hear, @ chaosentity, you psycho bitch? RT @ BKneon: No normal human being would find a clown funny
Sun, 06:22: People in tv/movies gagged with a rag stuck in their mouths seem to forget they have a tongue. It's possible to push the rag out with it.
Sun, 06:24: I mean, if it was a proper ball gag I'd understand, but trust me, you can push that rag out with your tongue. It's so silly.