Sun, 04:32: Un quesillo se tarda hora y media para cocinarse en el horno? FML.
Sun, 05:08: Perusing johnofthegarden on tumblr. Mother comes in, stares, asks who the gentleman is. "Jean Dujardin." "French and hot. Fuck me." "Yep."
Sun, 05:19: Oh, and @ marumadrid sent me the French GQ with Mr. Dujardin on the cover. Reading and giggling like a teenager, fanning my face. Godness me.
Sun, 05:21: This is how the... *hand motions* thing with Cumberbatch started. Send help. Distract me with Hiddleston or something.