1. Rodney McKay, if he were a gymnastics coach, would totally be Bela Karolyi.
2. In a swimslash spy AU (go with it), Ian Thorpe is totally James Bond. But instead of being impressed by him and his crazy world-saving adventures, all the other swimmers/spies mock him for being so OBVIOUS. It's COVERT ops, Ian!
But obviously, the point of the whole thing is Michael Phelps secretly being a crazy badass. And Ryan Lochte specializing in the
honey trap. Dammit, I totally want to read that now.
ETA: Bob would be the best M ever.