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Richard: Want some milkshake?
Me: Yes. What flavor?
Richard: WHOPPER
Me: In milkshake form?
Richard: Yes, I made them.
Richard: With that Whopper syrup.
Me: Well I do believe sir, that your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Richard: I hope not. I'd call 911 if people were in my yard at 2 in the morning
Me: Yes. What flavor?
Richard: WHOPPER
Me: In milkshake form?
Richard: Yes, I made them.
Richard: With that Whopper syrup.
Me: Well I do believe sir, that your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Richard: I hope not. I'd call 911 if people were in my yard at 2 in the morning