I love a fag with no hands.
"I'm sorry but I was just thinking of the right words to say
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
But if you wait around a while I'll make you fall for me
I promise
I promise you I will"
When in Rome, My Promise.
Today I got called into the dean's office.
Everyone in class decides to just go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH. ANNETTE?" and make me feel worse about it. I get high fives and "good lucks" right before I trudge my way down to Dean Patterson.
So I arrive and I'm told to take a seat. Then I'm asked about "the altercation" that occured between another student and I this morning. Supposedly. Dean begins questioning me, making me tell him everything from Point A to Point B between Tech class and 2nd block. He keeps insinuating I've done something horrible. He makes me swear up and down I don't know what he's talking about.
Then SRO Sweigart comes into the room with handcuffs.
Then Dean says its procedure when a student is accused of in-school battery.
FUCK.
I'm accused of hitting another student.
I shit myself.
Then they start laughing.
Fatty Patty, you're a jerk. Officer Aaron, you too.
Soo, I begin to cry with relief and I scream. Then the nurses, Mrs. Leuenberger and Mrs. Hanna come in and ask questions, laugh, and give me hugs while promising to get the mean gentlemen back.
Atleast I got free milky ways out of the deal & a fake referral to prank my class with. Which worked, because I still had tear stains on my shirt. Damn. That was good.
My own administration pranked me. Fuuuuuuuck.
I've got to make this revenge something sweet.
HEY, sucks to your assmar.
Because I'm making babinka tonight!
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
But if you wait around a while I'll make you fall for me
I promise
I promise you I will"
When in Rome, My Promise.
Today I got called into the dean's office.
Everyone in class decides to just go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH. ANNETTE?" and make me feel worse about it. I get high fives and "good lucks" right before I trudge my way down to Dean Patterson.
So I arrive and I'm told to take a seat. Then I'm asked about "the altercation" that occured between another student and I this morning. Supposedly. Dean begins questioning me, making me tell him everything from Point A to Point B between Tech class and 2nd block. He keeps insinuating I've done something horrible. He makes me swear up and down I don't know what he's talking about.
Then SRO Sweigart comes into the room with handcuffs.
Then Dean says its procedure when a student is accused of in-school battery.
FUCK.
I'm accused of hitting another student.
I shit myself.
Then they start laughing.
Fatty Patty, you're a jerk. Officer Aaron, you too.
Soo, I begin to cry with relief and I scream. Then the nurses, Mrs. Leuenberger and Mrs. Hanna come in and ask questions, laugh, and give me hugs while promising to get the mean gentlemen back.
Atleast I got free milky ways out of the deal & a fake referral to prank my class with. Which worked, because I still had tear stains on my shirt. Damn. That was good.
My own administration pranked me. Fuuuuuuuck.
I've got to make this revenge something sweet.
HEY, sucks to your assmar.
Because I'm making babinka tonight!