Stolen from Alex: Memetastic.
I adjusted one question. I also decided to put them in character for extra lolz.
Striker, Eterne, Lightning, Cybermorph, Terra
A. How old are you?
Striker: 16.
Eterne: 18.
Lightning: 15.
Terra: 17.
Cybermorph: I am beyond age. However, I was formed about a year ago.
B. Height?
Striker: Um, about 5'll". I think.
Eterne: 5' 8".
Lightning Yeah, about 6 feet.
Terra: I'm normally about 7 feet tall. But that's because I'm logged-in.
Cybermorph: I am beyond simple conventions such as height or weight. However, I normally stand at about seven feet tall.
C. Got any bad habits?
S: Uh, what? No, not that I know of.
E: I have a propensity for planning everything out, sometimes to being ridiculous.
L: Uh...yeah, I am often sort of...vague. And say "yeah" a lot.
T: I would much rather stay in my logged-in (powered) state.
C: I am beyond such things as human habits.
D. You a virgin?
S: Yeah...is that a problem?
E: No.
L: No.
T: Yeah, I am.
C: (tirade about the impossibility of intercourse with a computer-spawned being, but let's assume the answer is "no."
E. Who is your mate/spouse?
S: I, uh, don't really have one right now.
E: Nobody's worth it, darling.
L: Don't have one.
T: This...is none of your business.
C: I am beyond the need for companionship.
F. Have any kids?
(see above for everyone else, but...)
C: I can generate constructs, but I am not sure whether or not they constitute "children."
G. Favorite food?
S: Pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese.
E: I enjoy a dish of blackened tilapia every now and then.
L: Supreme-flavor pizza rolls.
T: Buffalo wings.
C: If I were able to take in food, I would probably like...chicken.
H. Favorite ice cream flavor?
S: Cherry ice cream.
E: Chocolate swirl.
L: Regular old chocolate ice cream.
T: Mint chocolate chip.
C: I am above ice cream.
I. Would you kill someone?
S: Never.
E: If I had to.
L: I would if someone got in my way.
T: I don't want to, but I will if I have to.
C: The pitiful humans should consider it a blessing should I grace them with death.
J. Hate anyone?
S: No, not really.
E: Cybermorph.
L: I don't care enough to hate anyone.
T: Cybermorph. With a passion.
C: There is nobody on my level that I would deign to generate emotion for.
K. Any secrets?
S: I don't see why everyone thinks I'm so special.
E: I was controlled by Cybermorph, forced to kill. I abhor killing, but I've developed an unnatural taste for violence.
L: I take the fifth.
T: I fear that Cybermorph still has enough control over me to send me into a berserk state.
C: You are not worthy to hear my secrets, fool.
L. Love anyone?
S: My family and friends.
E: Noone. At least, I wouldn't use a term as strong as "love."
L: What she said.
T: Yes.
C: As I said before, I neither love nor hate anyone, because nobody operates on the same level as me.