Things You (and by that i mean I) Can't Fight Against

[strikeatsunrise]

1. If one waits two weeks to do laundry, and laundry includes both sheets and socks, socks *will* go missing.

2. I need more time than most people.

3. I'm not gay.

4. At the heart of it, I am a humanities major.

5. I'm willing to fight for everything else that is not on this list.