Jul 03, 2009 09:40
[Somehow, some way, and for some reason, Lavi had become separated from Lenalee. That was not supposed to happen. Aggravated with himself and failing to find her after searching for twenty minutes straight, he stoops to pick up a small stone and tosses it in some random direction to release a bit of anger. He then presses a few buttons on his wrist device and holds it to his lips.]
[Private to Lenalee]
Lenalee, what happened to you? I lost yo--
[..Where had that huge shadow come from.]
..
[Lavi turns around and promptly realizes one thing: The ruler of this land, be it God, aliens, or some unholy BEAST, hated him. Very much.]
Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
[Standing before him is a fully grown, healthy-as-hell panda. Apparently it didn't appreciate being hit on the head with a rock. Whoops.]
..Shit.
[And so begins the chase, Lavi's wrist bumping against trees and a shock or two electrifying him as a result of the device being hit. However, this also accidentally turns it on for everyone to hear.]
[Not Private At All~]
DID GRAMPS COME HERE IN FUCKING PANDA FORM!? IF THIS IS ABOUT ME AND LENALEE, I CAN EXPLAIN, REALLY; JUST STOP CHASING ME!
[ooc: I'm leaving to spend the day with a friend in five minutes so I'll get to tags when I return, but please, feel free to laugh, stare in bewilderment, or, by any means, help Lavi. xD;]
pandas,
run the hell away,
wtfffff,
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