Soldiers and smoothies

[strigoiimorte]

Today was not a good day to go to the gym

Comments

[lunamoth42]

You know that photo is going to surface when you've made it big. It'll be on the cover of The Enquirer. :P

[mezzomorto]

the barista shoulda said "ju know where ju at, ese?", "juwana chimichanga with jour smoodie?", "Jour girlfreng es muy linda, homie." in all likelyhood though, the pair probably would have stared at him like a pair of dogs who have just been shown a card trick. Also, I wouldn't worry about such an unflattering photo, it will likely make that photographer very rich someday. You will someday be capable of creating millionaires by simply going out without proper attire. Now that's celebrity!