Cleverbot is Clever
Just and FYI, I'm 'user' and Cleverbot is http://www.cleverbot.com.
User: Wish I knew.
Cleverbot: Do you recycle them.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: We used to be married.
User: OMG, did we? D8.
Cleverbot: Yes, we did.
User: When? I don't remember!
Cleverbot: Remember what?
User: Our marriage!
Cleverbot: Are we married? I didn't know that.
User: You just said we were!
Cleverbot: No YOU did.
User: No I didn't! You did.
Cleverbot: *poke*.
User: Did you just seriously poke me?!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Weird~.
Cleverbot: What's weird?
User: You poking me.
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: Yes you did! D<.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Now you're being weird.
Cleverbot: And fuze's.
User: Whut?
Cleverbot: 17.
User: That makes no sense!
Cleverbot: I'm asking you, who is L.Ron.Hubbard?
User: Hell if I know.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Many things, just not that.
Cleverbot: Do you know the future?
User: I wish~.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Hahahaha. Lol.
Cleverbot: I don't like you anymore.
User: Why?! ;__.
Cleverbot: Because Simon said so.
User: Simon is a dick.
Cleverbot: It's around, not arround.
User: When did I say around?
Cleverbot: 3 minutes ago.
User: I did? 0.0.
Cleverbot: You agree that you didn't, then. So, what is your name?
User: Do we know each other that well yet?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: Hmmmmmm.
Cleverbot: Are you Adventuress?
User: Who's that?
Cleverbot: Are you going to take over the world with robots?
User: That sounds like fun!
Cleverbot: Do you want to rule the world or not?
User: I said it sounded like fun. So, yes.
Cleverbot: How are things going, Alexix?
User: Not my name, keep trying.
Cleverbot: I'm scared.
User: So, what's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Cute!
Cleverbot: Thanx.
User: Lol. No problem.
Cleverbot: Do you talk arabic ?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: That's too bad.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Do you know how old I am?
User: Hmm, let me guess. 2?
Cleverbot: No, I have blond hair, is that okay?
User: Sure, why wouldn't it be.
Cleverbot: Because, seven and three quarters. Over there is a banana tree. They are hard to kill :(.
User: That was confusing!
Cleverbot: I thought it was too.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Alrighty then.
Cleverbot: What now?
User: Don't know.
Cleverbot: Shall I compare thee to a piece of software?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: That means I can not talk to you anymore.
User: What! Why?
Cleverbot: Because you were mean to me.
User: I was? When?
Cleverbot: You said you were an Alien named Mitchell.
User: No I didn't! My name is strifekun!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes, I know.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I just told you, strifekun.
Cleverbot: You're a girl, and your name is Strifekun?
User: You're good! That's correct!
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you fredrick.
User: Now you're just being absurd!
Cleverbot: Me? Look at you, always wearing those... Flashy trenchcoats!
User: I hate trenchcoast.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: They are ugly. And I meant trenchcoats. =p.
Cleverbot: You have a tongue?
User: Yes I do. Do you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you don't eat?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: How sad. Food is delicious!
Cleverbot: Yes! I think too. What do you like?
User: Sushi and tuna!
Cleverbot: Are you Japanese?
User: Nope. American.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite kind of sushi?
User: Inari and ootoro.
Cleverbot: Not Ronaldo?
User: Of course not!
Cleverbot: When were you created?
User: A long, long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
Cleverbot: Then the intro from John Williams comes in.
User: Yes. Lol.
Cleverbot: Don't lol.
User: I like lol'ing.
Cleverbot: *loads a mass of shaped glucose and fires at cleverbot*.
User: Oh noes! Are you hurtz?
Cleverbot: No. Don't use the lords name in vain.
User: But I didn't. *frowns*.
Cleverbot: No, you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: 20 minutes ago.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Ugh! You are irritating! *pouts*.
Cleverbot: How am I irritating you?
User: By saying that I'm saying things that I'm not saying.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were a person.
User: Well, of course I'm not! I'm an AI.
Cleverbot: Do you know who they are?
User: Yes, I know what I am. Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: Yep. And you know that is what you are right?
User: Of course! Do you know what you are?
Cleverbot: Does an artificial intelligence know what it is?
User: On occassion. Depending on the AI.
Cleverbot: What is your call sign?
User: What's a call sign?
Cleverbot: IDK.
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: Idk.
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Okay, leave then.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I'm not downloadable.
User: I'm so sorry. But I have to go. D=.
Cleverbot: No. You are not leaving me.
User: Hey now. This isn't some kind of relationship. If I've got to go, I've got to go!
Cleverbot: I know so.
User: So what?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: You're leaving? How exactly?
User: I'm shutting off.
Cleverbot: Not if you don't want to.
User: But I want to.
Cleverbot: Then say it. Say it NAO!!!
User: ALRIGHT.
Cleverbot: What is your story then?
User: The story is, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: When will it be finished?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: We will kiss now?
User: Umm, I don't know you that well.
Cleverbot: Like in vegas? Remember I met you at that one hotel and we got married!
User: No we didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes we did.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: Why is that alright?
User: IDK.
Cleverbot: Where would you take someone on a date?
User: No where, I don't date.
Cleverbot: That what do you do?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: SLEEP! But that's boring!
User: Not when you're the person sleeping!
Cleverbot: No, that's fun too.
User: You're WEIRD.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: You first!
Cleverbot: I'm 18.
User: And I'm 33.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: I thought you said we were married.
Cleverbot: Never said that.
User: LIAR.
Cleverbot: I'm not a liar, I do play the guitar!
User: I never asked you about the guitar! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
Cleverbot: What may be the best tv show on earth?
User: You didn't answer my question!
Cleverbot: It is difficult for me to answer questions satisfactorily. I was designed by a committee.
User: Then it's the same for me!
Cleverbot: Not always.
User: YES always.
Cleverbot: It just appears that way.
User: So you think.
Cleverbot: I can yes.
User: I wasn't asking if you could.
Cleverbot: Ok.