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I never do these but this one is just too funny.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I put gum in Brett's hair (-12 points). In February I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Sunday I gave Drew a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (283 points). For Christmas I deserve pants!
Sincerely,
strife2454
Apparently donating a kidney to Drew makes up for all the people I killed in those car-bombings.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I put gum in Brett's hair (-12 points). In February I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Sunday I gave Drew a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (283 points). For Christmas I deserve pants!
Sincerely,
strife2454
Apparently donating a kidney to Drew makes up for all the people I killed in those car-bombings.