I Just Felt Like It
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vulgarfictions
If I were a month, I would be: late April
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 12:34 AM
If I were a planet, I would be: Neptune
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Dolphin
If I were a direction, I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A bean bag chair
If I were a sin, I would be: Sloth or avarice
If I were a historical figure I would be: Cleopatra
If I were a liquid, I would be: Rootbeer
If I were a stone, I would be: A diamond
If I were a tree, I would be: Weeping willow
If I were a bird, I would be: A dove
If I were a tool, I would be: A crescent wrench (that’s for all you lighting people!)
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Ivy
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A warm summer rain
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A phoenix
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Clarinet
If I were an animal, I would be: A cat
If I were a colour, I would be: Yellow or black
If I were an emotion, I would be: Wistfullness
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: Singing
If I were an element, I would be: Water
If I were a car, I would be: A silver Toyota Camery
If I were a song, I would be: “On My Own" from Les Miserables
If I were a movie, I would be: “Clue”
If I were a book, I would be written by: Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchet (I want footnotes)
If I were a food, I would be: Parmesan couscous
If I were a place, I would be: Australia
If I were a taste, I would be: Chocolate
If I were a scent, I would be: Old books
If I were a religion, I would be: Agnosticism or Bokononism
If I were a word, I would be: Alone
If I were a body part, I would be: Hands
If I were a facial expression, I would be: Whatever look freaks Bess out
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Random Star Trek Trivia Honors 456-10
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Belle
If I were a shape, I would be: A triangle
If I were a number, I would be: 28
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: An APT shirt
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: A cartouche
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: A blue scarf that looks like it was once Grover
vulgarfictions
If I were a month, I would be: late April
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 12:34 AM
If I were a planet, I would be: Neptune
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Dolphin
If I were a direction, I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A bean bag chair
If I were a sin, I would be: Sloth or avarice
If I were a historical figure I would be: Cleopatra
If I were a liquid, I would be: Rootbeer
If I were a stone, I would be: A diamond
If I were a tree, I would be: Weeping willow
If I were a bird, I would be: A dove
If I were a tool, I would be: A crescent wrench (that’s for all you lighting people!)
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Ivy
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A warm summer rain
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A phoenix
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Clarinet
If I were an animal, I would be: A cat
If I were a colour, I would be: Yellow or black
If I were an emotion, I would be: Wistfullness
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: Singing
If I were an element, I would be: Water
If I were a car, I would be: A silver Toyota Camery
If I were a song, I would be: “On My Own" from Les Miserables
If I were a movie, I would be: “Clue”
If I were a book, I would be written by: Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchet (I want footnotes)
If I were a food, I would be: Parmesan couscous
If I were a place, I would be: Australia
If I were a taste, I would be: Chocolate
If I were a scent, I would be: Old books
If I were a religion, I would be: Agnosticism or Bokononism
If I were a word, I would be: Alone
If I were a body part, I would be: Hands
If I were a facial expression, I would be: Whatever look freaks Bess out
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Random Star Trek Trivia Honors 456-10
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Belle
If I were a shape, I would be: A triangle
If I were a number, I would be: 28
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: An APT shirt
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: A cartouche
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: A blue scarf that looks like it was once Grover