Strip club fun
So today was a big day. First off, I got all of my car stuff handled. I was sweating all day though, due to the fact that we had to walk, and because it was fucking hot. So yeah, I am now able to drive my van legally! Woo! I'm really happy about it. And I did drive it today, just not for long.
Anyway, me and Jo went to eat at Edo today, after going to the mall. The mall itself was alright, but there was nothing special today. Edo was GREAT! You see, I got myself a large sake, some somen noodles, and some sushi. It was really nice to contrast the hot sake with the cold somen noodles, especially when you were really drunk. But also add to it the spiciness of the wasabi from the sushi, as well as some of Jo's udon with the spicy chili powder on it, and it was some gooooooood food. I think I'll have soba next time.
Then me and Jo went to the book store. You see, up until this point, Jo agreed that we shouldn't go to the strip club and get a lap dance for me, because, after all, I've been sweating all day. But after the book store, we went to the strip club anyway. Now, I know what you're thinking: Perverted drunk Nick + strip club = lots of trouble, but I managed to control myself, as well as my erections. It really was quite tasteful, though. There were a few girls that didn't suit my taste, but none of them were "nasty". I tipped two girls, and so did Jo, but get this! Jo actually got a hug and kiss from one of them. He was pretty embarassed about it. It was funny.
Anyway, one of the girls was having her birthday today, so they tried to take up a collection to "tip" her without actually having her do any of the work for it. Now, the girl was actually really good looking, really good dancer, and probably deserved the tip, but ONLY if she danced for it. Sorry, it's my birthday present to even be there, so I'm not tipping some stripper who won't shake her ass for it. She didn't pressure me much, but she pressured Jo alot and looked really upset with him.
More so, some of the girls had camel toes. Hehe. And the girl that danced for me, that I tipped, spanked herself. Mmm. I like spanking. Not a big fan of being spanked, but give me a girl's ass and I'll go to town. BAD GIRL! Great thing about tipping the girls is that they'll get right in your face. UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL! Woo!
Good day!
EDIT:
Forgot to mention the old drunk dude. He waddled as he walked. It was so hilarious. AND he chased all the strippers as they were coming off the stage to go change or rest, or whatever the fuck it is they do. He chased this one girl with his hands open, ready to grab her ass, with a really goofy smile on his face. Reminded me of futuristic Jo, because he also looked kinda asian.
Anyway, me and Jo went to eat at Edo today, after going to the mall. The mall itself was alright, but there was nothing special today. Edo was GREAT! You see, I got myself a large sake, some somen noodles, and some sushi. It was really nice to contrast the hot sake with the cold somen noodles, especially when you were really drunk. But also add to it the spiciness of the wasabi from the sushi, as well as some of Jo's udon with the spicy chili powder on it, and it was some gooooooood food. I think I'll have soba next time.
Then me and Jo went to the book store. You see, up until this point, Jo agreed that we shouldn't go to the strip club and get a lap dance for me, because, after all, I've been sweating all day. But after the book store, we went to the strip club anyway. Now, I know what you're thinking: Perverted drunk Nick + strip club = lots of trouble, but I managed to control myself, as well as my erections. It really was quite tasteful, though. There were a few girls that didn't suit my taste, but none of them were "nasty". I tipped two girls, and so did Jo, but get this! Jo actually got a hug and kiss from one of them. He was pretty embarassed about it. It was funny.
Anyway, one of the girls was having her birthday today, so they tried to take up a collection to "tip" her without actually having her do any of the work for it. Now, the girl was actually really good looking, really good dancer, and probably deserved the tip, but ONLY if she danced for it. Sorry, it's my birthday present to even be there, so I'm not tipping some stripper who won't shake her ass for it. She didn't pressure me much, but she pressured Jo alot and looked really upset with him.
More so, some of the girls had camel toes. Hehe. And the girl that danced for me, that I tipped, spanked herself. Mmm. I like spanking. Not a big fan of being spanked, but give me a girl's ass and I'll go to town. BAD GIRL! Great thing about tipping the girls is that they'll get right in your face. UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL! Woo!
Good day!
EDIT:
Forgot to mention the old drunk dude. He waddled as he walked. It was so hilarious. AND he chased all the strippers as they were coming off the stage to go change or rest, or whatever the fuck it is they do. He chased this one girl with his hands open, ready to grab her ass, with a really goofy smile on his face. Reminded me of futuristic Jo, because he also looked kinda asian.