thought this was funny...

[strider051]

love is like home cooking,
good, and wholesome,
but all men need some mutton on the outside now and then!
if you find your boy is cheating, do the same old dear!
he's only giving you the chance that you've been waiting for for years.
my goodness! tears won't get you anything!
just a shiney red nose,
go on, take that powder off, put on your swellest clothes,
then, go get 'em by the score,
neglected girls shouldn't worry,
that's what God made sailors for